google maps moment

When looking at your current location on google maps reveals that you in fact had no idea where you are.

Friend 1: Where are you just now mate?

Friend 2: Freiburg mate, somewhere in central Germany

Friend 1: No it isn't, check it out on google maps!

Friend 2: Holy shit i'm pretty much in Prague!

google maps moment

by TheBald March 16, 2011

Bunny Map

The map that defines the seating placement of an orgy

I looked at the Bunny Map and noticed I was sat at a table with people who had aids

by Weeb Hater June 26, 2017

Mexican road map

Refers to the appearance of the skin and veins when the scrotal sack is stretched taut

After excessive drinking at a party, Johnny's dad showed everyone his Mexican road map

by Air Gonzo May 22, 2006

Google Maps yourself

To take an elevated view of yourself, your life and where you are - seeing your life more clearly for what it is. Akin to ascending a mountain to look down on the place where you live and seeing things in a bigger perspective. The Big Picture of your own life.

You should climb up the hill to the lookout above town and Google Maps yourself man...

You'll see things clearly. You'll focus on the big picture.

by Orion Strongman May 20, 2011

red dot on the map

Slang. Another way of saying sex offender who just got charged with sex crimes.

Two tough guys were walking around the corner. They saw a sick dude attacking a little kid. The two guys ran over and pulled off the guy from the kid. They screamed at him and said ARE YOU FUCKIN KIDDING ME!! She’s a little kid! Then the cops came and arrested him. As they’re taking him away the cop said you’re going to be a red dot on the map. Wym? It’s another way of saying a sex offender who just got charged with sex crimes.

by B-rizzle May 19, 2021

"You pick the map"

The act of picking a map to play in a videogame.
However, there are some restrictions on which map.
The map may not be any of the following:
de_dust
de_dust2
awp_arena
cs_crackhouse
rocket maynor
duel
ctf_2fort
flatland
icicle mountain
bog
etc.

"you pick the map"

by Whortonshire June 2, 2008

all over the map

1. widely scattered

2. in a widely varied maner

He looked for grandpa all over the map when he ran away from the hospital.

by The Return of Light Joker October 15, 2010