The Map

The Map is a secret map hidden in the Krubera Caves. It is said that The Map leads to an abandoned shack deep in the forest. In the shack is a secret government facility in the basement, which contains many nuclear experiments and such. Only one person has ever found the shack but they didn't live to tell the tale.

"Oh, oh my god! It's The Map! This is amazing!"

by Thats_kinda_hot April 29, 2017

i eat map

Knock Knock
Who's There?
I Eat Map
I Eat Map Who?

Person unknowingly admitting to eating their own Sh!t.

Knock Knock
Who's There?
I Eat Map
I Eat Map Who?

You just admitted to eating your own Sh!t

by Chang Qou September 19, 2016

On the map

To get f**k'd up.

I went to that party last night. Man, I was on the map!

by one900spizzle December 22, 2008

drawing the map of hawaii

same as a "pearl necklace"...when a man ejaculates on the collar bone area.

by Anonymous July 29, 2003

gooch map

The map given to a boy called greig, who just could not find his gooch, no matter how hard he tried.

Greig: SUCK MA GOOCH!!!!!

Stacey: Greig, do you even know what a gouch is?

Greig: . . . no.

Jenny: HAHAHA!!! Someone should get greig a gooch map!!!

by greigs gooch! July 5, 2009

Beer Map

When you can only remember how to get to a certain place when you are drunk.

Jon: Dude where are we going?
Drunken man: Idk dude I'm completely sober, so I don't have my beer map.

by Squid Bailer April 5, 2011

road map

When I shine a flashlight through my nut-sack, my viens look like the US highways.

Tourist: Where is the closest Starbuck's
Me: Here, come check out the road map, I;ll show you exactly where to take your yuppie, sycophant ass to.

by Jpac August 9, 2003