Shit Mallet

To release gas from one's rectum (fart) in front of an automated sliding door like those found at entrances and exits of grocery stores, so that when the door opens and a breeze rushes in, on-comers will be hit directly in the olfactory system (nose - sense of smell) by one's 'stink'.

Jay farted in front of the doors at the Soccer Centre last night and when Joyce walked out through the doors, his 'stink' hit me like a 'shit mallet'.

by ArsenalArmada January 23, 2008

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Maller

MMORPG: someone who spends a lot of money in free online role playing games in order to buy stronger items in order to gain an advantage over other players.

Guy: You're only good because you're a maller. Go spend your money on real stuff.

by Jason Duong May 21, 2008

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malled

To lose online video gaming LANS at local shopping malls.

Mutiny Gaming got malled at the last CyberZone LAN going 0-2.

by widescreen October 11, 2006

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Manley

An absolute idiot who's mother gets banged by his indian friend

That dude is a fucking manley

by chinamainland December 8, 2018

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Ziggy Marley

a son of Bob Marley who is a reggae superstar in his own right. He performed with his brother Stephen and 2 sisters in the Melody Makers in the 20th century and now is on his own, as is all the other Melody Makers. He is true to his legendary father's legacy.

I saw Ziggy Marley and the Melody Makers as an opening act for the B-52s in 1990, as an opener for Midnight Oil in 1993 and as a headlining act in 1998. It was great Caribbean rock'n'roll and good vibes each time. See Ziggy Marley for top-quality reggae.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 9, 2008

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