Long Winded Fart-Hole 

Someone who is constantly talking & repeating verbal garbage that comes across as brazen & contrived which also happens to smell like a smelly Fart

Annette was buzzing in everyone's ear about process-flow, productivity numbers and metrics during our weekly "Long Winded Fart-Hole conference call."

Long Winded Fart-Hole by Jimmny Cricket November 8, 2011

long haul

A very long ass time

person 1# hey Herschel how long have you been dating these bitches

Herschel # the long haul

long haul by McNairThaGod March 14, 2016

Long Distance Relationship 

They are absolute hell. You love your partner so much although you can’t be with them as much as you want to. You lay awake at night thinking of them and how much you wish you could be together. All the terrible things aside this kind of relationship is strong and shows that you can love without physically being together.

Me and my boyfriend are in a Long Distance Relationship and I miss him so much.

Long Distance Relationship by OOOOOMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGG January 18, 2019

Long Money 

A stack of bills too large to fold or fit in a wallet.

I don't use a money clip cuz my long money won't fit.

Long Money by Sonik 24 April 26, 2010

Long Distance Piss 

When a guy tries to go as far away as possible from the toilet or urinal while pissing. Involves a rapid return to normal range if one doesnt wish to piss on the ground after the pressure subsides.

I'll give you a hint: A 45 degree angle is the optimum angle for your cock to achieve distance. (incidentally this is the same for throwing a ball or shooting a gun)

Long Distance Piss by TheDuke March 24, 2005

Long Con 

(n) The long con refers to the process of simultaneously advertising and gassing up the tik tok account of a hot girl you know in the hopes that one of her videos will go viral. In the ensuing months (if all goes according to plan), said girl will chase the ever-fleeting sensation of fame by dressing and dancing skankier in her “toks,” providing the “long con-artist” a continuous stream for his spank bank.

Jimmy: “Dude. Why tf do you have 3 fake TikTok accounts commenting ‘fyp’ and ‘work it girl’ on every one of Meredith’s posts??”
Brendan: “The long con, my friend. You’ll thank me in June.”

Long Con by Licklicklickmyasss May 5, 2020

long legged mac daddy 

a fat old scientist's approach to addressing barack obama

check him out on youtube he is a complete legend

U LONG LEGGED MAC DADDY

long legged mac daddy by CHALKY 195 January 13, 2010