lokelani

a girl in hawaii who is typically hotter than the other girls.

duuuuuude. did you see that lokelani? smokinnn' yo

by jennnnnnnnnnnnnifer August 21, 2007

Loneliness

Loniless-

My best friend who fucks me everyday

I am sooooo alone . Loneliness is the only thing by my side

by Yo! Boi November 1, 2018

Loce

Meaning you love someone but you love them more than the word love. You say this to people who are always there for you and always make your happy

I Loce blake more than anyone ever could.

by Emily Richardson July 24, 2008

One Less Lonely Boy

On September 5th, 2010 at his concert in Maryland, Justin Bieber got pranked by his crew. For his song "One Less Lonely Girl", he usually has a female fan from the crowd brought up on stage, and he sings to her and gives her flowers. Well, on September 5th, a old, fat man wearing a crown was brought on stage. Justin was creeped out and wouldn't even give him the flowers, so he gave them to a girl in the audience. He jokingly knocked the crown off the man's head also, when he finally realized the crew had pranked him. At the end of the song, the man picked Justin up. So what usually is known as the One Less Lonely Girl, turned into the One Less Lonely Boy that night!

Justin Bieber: *backing away from creepy old man on stage* "there's gonna be one less lonely boy...?"

by shawtrightder September 6, 2010

local smokies

The town or county police department.

Chris: "Oh shit, we're getting pulled over. I was doing 160 in a 35! My mom's gonna kill me!"
Dean: "Just run for it, jackass. They'll never catch us in this 911. It's just the local smokies, not the damned national guard or anything."
Chris: "No!!! I could never do such a terrible thing! I'll just shoot them...no, better idea...throw this grenade at their car."

by Nick D March 7, 2005

local talent

The local members of the opposite sex that you are looking out for. Often used by males to describe female members of the human race by guys that are looking for them, where they converge in a specific area.

Chris "alright, what you doing tonight Andy?"

Andy "Oh nothing much mate, just going up town to check out the local talent! "

by Andy112 November 23, 2010

Lonely Shits

Generally happens in random nature settings when it gets really quiet, and that shit feeling hits you. Usually can't talk yourself out of it either.

Pete had just settled himself by the creek bank when the crickets stopped chirping and the lonely shits got to him. Situation was made worse when there were no leaves to cleanse his mangled ass hair of dingleberries.

by Jakeua06 October 20, 2009