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limp bizkit

a game in witch several guys stand a circle jerking their wangs and spewing their loads on another guy standing in the middle-(pivot man).
guy-1 : hey, were having a circle-jerk, wanna join?

guy-2 : no, my arm hurts.

guy-1 : well, thats ok, you can just stand in the middle. you make a great pivot man.

guy-2 : great!!!!
by Anonymous October 19, 2003
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limp bizkit

The band that destroyed Woodstock and FM radio. see, unfocused anger, latent homoeroticism, meathead metal
Extreme Dude #1: How does Durst do it?
Extreme Dude #2: I know -- he has a small wang, but still goes to bed with chicks.
Extreme Dude #1: I wish my wang were that small.
#2: Haha! Mine is!
#1: I was just joking.
#2: Oh (looks down)
by Self-Hating Hipster August 23, 2005
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Limeylicious

Something that is delicious and sour. (Limey)
"My piss is limeylicious!"

"Orbit Lemon & Lime gum is limeylicious!"
by Andy_D6 July 26, 2009
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limey bastard

An insult from an American railed at a British person for often trivial matters such as not conforming to their spellings, such as "colour/color". This is done without taking into consideration that the American spelling is just a regional variation, and that the British can't be incorrect because it is the land where the English language was conceived and the first people to speak it.
"You limey bastards can't spell color right!"
by TimFS October 24, 2004
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limp bizkit

A band that uses the word "fuck" more than once i neach song. The people who like them, your with me, and rap a metal should be mixed together. Then, there a losers who say limp bizkit is gay, while they jam out in their car with Simple Plan songs.
"Dude, did you here that Limp Bizkit song, Nookie?"
"Screw L1mp B1zk1t, 1 g0t s0m3t1n b3ta, g000000 S1mple p1an, w00t! L33t rockzzzz!
by TKOSoundco November 22, 2006
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limp dick

husband who would rather jack off than have sex with hot and horny wife
1.) Did you know Jon is a limp dick? And his wife is smokin' hot!

2.) Even though she was great in bed, he still remained a limp dick.
by limpdickwife May 15, 2009
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limp bizkit

some gay band that eminem shit on
Eminem shit on limp bizkit on that song Girls
by JK47NT October 1, 2008
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