leer

Used to imply that something is fake or a rip-off of something else. Often used in Long Island, New York.

Yo, you guys are drinking Sam's Choice instead of Coca-Cola? That's some leer shit.

by brr June 30, 2006

leazer

monster: described as a fat albino sack of shit, who is self sentered and is going to eat your babies. Some day IT will come to your house at exactly 4:37 and rape you up the ass with her little chode.

P.S.- what ever you dont piss this bitch off

dude..shes such a leazer

by joe schmore January 11, 2009

Leger Pinhead

xpunkchickenx's little b i t c h

bitch
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by xpcx November 13, 2003

Leberknight

A Leberknight is a Knight of the Leber. Leber is the German word for liver. So a Leberknight is a powerful individual, who can and will do incredible things to and with your liver. Their powers allow them to force endorphin-release, or poisoning; members of this reclusive clan have been known to stimulate orgasm or death by means of manipulating their target's liver with their mind.

despite, or perhaps because of, their great power, Leberknights are widely known to act like dicks. They occasionally enjoy poking fun at other people, but generally do so in an amusing manner. The Leberknights are powerful, intelligent, and jerks, but they live by a strict if mellifluous moral code which allows no un-provoked serious assault, and absolutely no rape ever.

Leberknights are frequently seen in the presence of, and often confused with, Drewsefer's

common misspelling: Lieberknight it's just a name

antonym: bitch

patient: But, doc, you told me I had terminal liver cancer, how could it just vanish?
Doctor: you must have had help from a Leberknight.

Girl: this guy looked at me, and then I had a funny feeling in my tummy, and then I had this absolutely mind-blowing orgasm.

Friend: oh you lucky bitch, you've bagged a Leberknight

mugger: I'm going to kill and rape you. "AAAGGGHH OH GOD MY LIVER IT HURTS SO BAD"

potential victim: Thank you so much Leberknight! you've saved my life!

teenager: That weird dude over there is kinda creepy, but he's really hilarious. That girl keeps saying she hates him, but she's blushing and giggling the whole time. oh, he's mocking her for the blushing now. Must be a Leberknight.

by SoundShaman June 20, 2010

Leeroy Van-Breda

Leeroy Van-Breda is a scene kid/wannabe gangster/arkhein fag who dresses like a homo and rapes his sister multiple times.

"You're Leeroy Van-Breda's friend?"

"Yeah"
"Suck a dick."

by IronicHipsterSceneKid September 3, 2012

Credit Leper

Someone with bad credit, who nobody will lend to. Credit lepers are highly contagious and should not be given any contracts of any sort.

Absolutely we can take your phone line off of your parent's plan. We're just going to need an $800 deposit because you're a credit leper.

by meditashi April 6, 2010

Leper

1.For the use of lesser words; the slang use for a "crankhead"

2. One who tries too hard in life to be cool, knowingly knowing that they aren't but somehow pretend they are.

Man that dude with the shades on in the club is a leper.

by Breezy F. Baby September 2, 2007