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Leaving Neverland

To have someone stare at a picture of Peter Pan on a wall while you sneak up behind them and tongue punch their anus.
I gave Todd the leaving neverland the other day. He didn’t even see it coming.
by Infinity gauntlet May 5, 2019
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leaving will

Never sign a leaving will until you have consulted and paid an attorney. You will face insurmountable obstacles if you
change your mind and wish to return.
CNN evening news:

As documented by the National Inquirer only a mere 2% of the population have succeeded in revoking a leaving will after their demise.
by Mayuura December 3, 2007
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leaping gnome

a midget that happens to be jumping.
Oh my god did you see that leaping gnome go past just now?

Colton you are such a leaping gnome
by Maton22 April 7, 2008
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loafing-about

Taking a large dump that resemble loaves of bread, while wandering through a park, garden, vegetable patch, forest, corn field and/or pumpkin patch.
It was a mistake to sign up for that nature walk after I had all that Indian food because I was uncontrollably loafing-about that botanical garden.
by Luvstopoopfromfiber February 17, 2009
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Leaving the stadium

The act of removing oneself prematurely from an undesirable dating situation in order to avoid an awkward goodbye and empty promises of staying in contact.

Similar to when one leaves a football stadium before the game ends to avoid heavy traffic.
Bob Smith: Dude how was your date last night?

Johnny Douche: Man I got so hammered I don't even remember. Sarah must have found some friends at the bar cause I went to go talk to her when the game was over and she wasn't there.

Bob Smith: Dude, she didn't find any friends. She was leaving the stadium...
by holla-at-a-playa April 15, 2009
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leaving to college

Getting the hell away from your parents and the stupid people you grew up with; sometimes causes becoming an asshole and thinking you're better than everyone left in your hometown.
"I can't wait til I'm leaving to college! It's gonna be awesome, bro!"
by ThatGuy2016 December 15, 2011
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leaking brest

1. A woman who either has milk in her Brest now or has once had milk in her breasts. Usually a woman with large breasts. 2. A mother
nice jugs there,leaking Brest have it
by Troy_james0712 November 5, 2012
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