layinvestiture

The practice of giving women gifts in order to have sex with her.

dude 1: Woah you bang'd that chick?
dude2: Yeah! I used layinvestiture on her!

by deadlysnyper April 6, 2009

laying the mayo

When a man pulls out his junk then the other guy lay's his sperm on the other guys penis. ( cock , dick , dick-hole).

1. Jerry layed on that dude last night.

2. The mayo was fresh.

( laying the mayo )

by Masterbating monkey May 25, 2014

Layin it down

To fuck someone so hard they cant breath

Im about to be layin it down so hard

by JakeFrost October 1, 2016

Laying a drive

Putting in the ground work on a potential sexual partner

Cole is laying a drive right up to that guy.

by stusx10 July 1, 2017

layinka

Layinka means surrounded by wealth (it is nigerian)

this is a very hard name to find i am typing this for my mom because she can not find her name anywhere.

I am layinka because i have good helth i have good friendship i have good things in my life.

by Layinka April 20, 2018

Landing strip

An unusual long strip between the ass and balls or vagina to ass. Used in junction with Airport.

I checked out her airport and the landing strip was clear.

by STDfree December 9, 2017

lardines

Explosive sardine mines

Your bathroom smells like lardines

by Leg’jean March 4, 2018