2 definitions by deadlysnyper

layinvestiture

The practice of giving women gifts in order to have sex with her.

dude 1: Woah you bang'd that chick?
dude2: Yeah! I used layinvestiture on her!

by deadlysnyper April 6, 2009

poaching

When a highschool student goes after a person who is in junior high or below. Also known as robbing the cradle.

Mauro: "I was totally poaching my cousin's hot girlfriend"
AJ: "Dude, she in 8th grade and your 17..."
Mauro: "But shes hot"
AJ: "Get a life, at least wait till the graduate..."
Ms. Silva "Both of you guys need to get a life"

by deadlysnyper May 25, 2009