Lance Armstrong

When you fuck a girl so hard one of your testicles goes back inside.

-Hey, you're walking funny this morning.
-Yeah, me and my girl went so hard yesterday she gave me a Lance Armstrong...
-Ow...

by neobwa October 22, 2014

lance lacap

is bluevenom on youtube

lance lacap is my brother

by lanstt August 14, 2021

Lance Ballinstrong

A 5 foot nothing guy who plays basketball with one kidney.

Lance Ballinstrong at a bar- Ladies, I am five feet tall and I have only one kidney left ever since I left the bar one night with with this one girl. My coach calls me five foot nothing. If my team needs someone to dunk the ball, they pass it to me, since nobody expects me to be able to do it and I shock the other team every time.

by Solid Mantis January 13, 2021

Lance Thirtyacre

The brother of Logan Thirtyacre (creator of SML YouTube channel). He helps as a voice actor for Logan. Common characters he voices and plays are Jeffy, Jackie Chu, and Simmons.

Person 1 "Lance Thirtyacre is hot"

Person 2 "Agreed"

by biman05 June 6, 2023

Lance

Predator. Two pump wanna Bea pornstar. He will put G in your Jamba juice ask you if your hungry and want to get food then tell your wife how cock hungry you were on a 4.5 mile car ride that took over 2 hours (that you will have no recollection of other than everyone being mad that you came back with no food... & That he kept on apologizing for being a 2 pump, limp dick, creepy old man) ask around about Mr Fritz & You will hear some straight up R-3 shit! Check your timeline and it just may lead you to the street he took advantage of you on! I found cameras maybe you will too!

Lance, why couldn't you wait tell I was awake or coherent to fuck me? Lance I said NO! Lance makes sure your unable to say no!

by Nomeansnosirlancealot February 2, 2020

Lance corporal esque activities

An activity which is funny enough that the punishment for the activity is worth the comedic value. Typically a military term.

"We will have no lance corporal esque activities tonight"

by TheLocalBiGuy July 11, 2024

Lance

This person is a jerk. He normally has many girlfriends, and then you will see some girls crying. He strings them along, for a while, until a new girl comes, and then he dumps her. He takes you in his group, criticizes you, then kicks you when you are down. DONT GO NEAR OR BEFREND A LANCE. HE WILL KILL YOU.

Did you see that Bully? Yeah, he is such a lance!
I just got dumped by Lance and now he is with my best friend!

by LuluElla April 24, 2019