Keeney

One who is receptive to the advances of a cougar

Can you believe that keeney? He brought back a 38 year old to his parents house last night.

by Vanderdrift August 6, 2009

Kweebe

n. or v.
When you see an attractive person from behind, yet far away. However, when you get close you realize it is your friend's nasty ex-wife or husband.

Also spelled kwiebe or queeb.

verb: "Oh man, I just got totally kweebed the other day."

noun: "Yeah, she's a kweebe."

by moroccostar January 14, 2011

Kleenex Kiss

Having a wank into a Kleenex tissue.

James: I'm not feeling too well
Ted: have a Kleenex kiss mate

by ShittyAussieDefinitions April 21, 2015

Kleen

What you might see when some asshaberdasher "kant" "spel" "thuh" "werd" "clean".

Some bunghole the website and has "Kleen" on the side of a tanker in large red font.

by Telephony2 November 12, 2022

farmer's kleenex

the act of blowing one's nose without a kleenex. this is typically done one nostril at a time by using the thumb to pinch off one nostril while blowing hard to clear out the opposite nostril. the procedure is then reversed to complete the act.

this is known, ironically, as the "farmer's kleenex" because farmers typically don't carry tissues with them in the field, so they just use this "tissue-less" method instead.

dude, i really have to blow my nose...do you have any tissues on you?

no man...looks like you'll have to use the farmer's kleenex!

by Jeff Urban (seriously, that's my real name) June 7, 2005

keen

Something so cool and original and great that everyone loves it so much; something that is super swell

Being brought back by Ms. Emily of Brown College fame @ UVA

Man these chocolate chip cookies are Keen; Dude that book is so keen; The white spot is super keen

by Matt November 14, 2004

keener

canadian slang for a brown noser or suck up..negetive term

"She bought the teacher a present?! What a keener, eh?!"

by person here May 13, 2005