Kardashian

A unit of time for relationships where one Kardashian is 72 days.

Girl: So what did you get me for our one Kardashian anniversary?
Guy: Um, I didn't know we did those...

by assam z September 10, 2012

Kardashian Marry

to marry someone for a very short amount of time. any amount of time less than three months

I'm going to Kardashian marry my girlfriend due to her saving herself for marriage.

by Monkeypickle November 2, 2011

Ktarded

A term used for people who are super addicted to kpop shit and do it cause they think they are cool

“Boy is he addicted to kpop”
“Dude he is ktarded”

by ZAWARDOSTANDO January 3, 2019

kardashianism

The religion of worshiping the kardashians and there descendants, seeing their blood line to be far superior and godly to the rest of humans. Most followers are teenage girls and single moms who want an escape from there children. Praying to the family and wondering “What would a kardashian do” are common religious practices. Each Kardashianist picks a patron Kardashian that shares there personality the most.

I am a Kardashianist, I worship the Kardashians.
Kardashianism is the only true religion.

by Somarity February 6, 2019

Kardashed

canceling a plan, changing your life, ending something

Kris was devastated to learn via the tabloids his marriage had apparently been kardashed by his beloved.

by Happy Girly of course! November 2, 2011

knard

a man who weighs around 13 stone and throws himself around thinking he's one of the lads - when he's actually just a scared little boy.

look at that guy fingered a girl dressed like a traffic light on the balcony of the club! i bet he'll be bragging about this for weeks. he's such a knard.

by the truth speaker of truths November 28, 2013

kardash

A measurement of time totaling 72 days. Became popular after Kim Kardashian's highly-publicized marriage, which ended after 72 days. Listed as one of the up-and-coming words of 2012.

I'll see you in a kardash!!

My summer this year is only a kardash.

Their wedding lasted a few months, barely more than a kardash.

by metzler31 December 28, 2011