A short TikTok thot who is commonly mistaken for a 12 year old Jewish boy. Possibly autistic. Loves the Clemson tigers a little too much. Deshaun Watson, if you're reading this, RUN. YOU'RE IN SERIOUS DANGER.
Ethan: What the fuck is that thing over there?
Reece: Oh ignore her. She's a Kristan.
Ethan: OH GOD GET IT AWAY!!!
Jacob: Don't worry she won't hurt you. She's too busy organizing her Clemson shrine.
Reece: Oh ignore her. She's a Kristan.
Ethan: OH GOD GET IT AWAY!!!
Jacob: Don't worry she won't hurt you. She's too busy organizing her Clemson shrine.
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an extremely beautiful, dark haired female. Often blue-eyed, but sometimes has hazel eyes. Either way, her eyes are always shining.
She is often confused with Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
A lover of animals, pomeranians are particularly attracted to her, as are any type of cat.
A Kristas is multi talented. She can affix a toilet paper holder to a wall, organize keys and wallets in baskets, and scoop cat litter without flinching.
While her singing voice is "unique", she dotes on her companion who calmly tolerates her special (quirky) qualities.
A Kristas calls her mom daily and visits her grandparents twice each month.
She is often confused with Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
A lover of animals, pomeranians are particularly attracted to her, as are any type of cat.
A Kristas is multi talented. She can affix a toilet paper holder to a wall, organize keys and wallets in baskets, and scoop cat litter without flinching.
While her singing voice is "unique", she dotes on her companion who calmly tolerates her special (quirky) qualities.
A Kristas calls her mom daily and visits her grandparents twice each month.
by MommyKristine February 4, 2010
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Krstan he is the kind of guy that’s good looking but can’t get enough of himself in the best possible way. He is a great friend people need him due to the help and love he gives. He will always like one girl she may not like him but he will never stop. He’s really great at soccer he likes to brag about that. Every girl likes him but he stays true to one.
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by Buttpirate07 March 31, 2020
Get the dirty kristal mug.A girl that spells her name odd but sercretly loves to purr and lick her paws cause deep down shes a cat. Damn shes so fiesty her booty cant handle her either can Barney the big purple fiesty dinosaur!
Boy 1: Damn thats a Krystel.
Boy 2: How do you know?
Boy 1: Cause she can purr like a cat and Barney's staring at her and wants to get fiesty!
Boy 2: How do you know?
Boy 1: Cause she can purr like a cat and Barney's staring at her and wants to get fiesty!
by CKKB August 28, 2010
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