Kitchen Terrorist

Someone who just can't get food to come out right

Wife: this rice is a little crunchy, but it should taste alright.
Husband: Damn! You're a kitchen terrorist, you just commited a jihad on my food.

by KISE1 December 13, 2007

Soup Kitchen

A bunch of homosexual homeless people having an orgy in a vehicle.

Those homeless people just had a soup kitchen in my prius

by Treyday November 14, 2011

wood kitchen

Area in your yard for cutting, splitting and piling firewood.

For example, if I had a stack of rough cut logs on one side of my yard, logs cut to length on another side, two or three piles of spit wood (especially if sorted by species) on the other side and a wood splitting station in the middle, my neighbor might say "nice wood kitchen you got goin' there!"

by big donut man March 9, 2011

Kitchen tattoo

The resulting scar pattern from when you burn or otherwise injure yourself while cooking in the kitchen. Commonly found on the arms and hands of chefs and other professional food workers.

"Tom didn't realize his arm was resting on the hot oven until he felt it burning; the mark it left was just one more kitchen tattoo from a lifetime working with piping hot oils and equipment!"

by beingeco October 17, 2021

On The Kitchen Counter

A phrase often following "that's what she said" or a "your mom" joke, which is used to extend a sexual innuendo. First made popular in Southern New Hampshire by Anna L.

"That was the best tasting hot dog I've ever had!"
"That's what she said... on the kitchen counter!!!"

by Maximilliondollarbillz October 29, 2008

Kitchen Star

A sex position in which each participant is standing and their bodies resemble a star. They then wiggle together and flop around (all while still standing.)
Also known as the electric chair.

We totally kitchen star'd at that party last night, it was sweet!

by dorkus_mcklorkus March 26, 2009

Rat in the Kitchen

An album and song from the British reggae band UB40 that came out in 1986. The song's catchy chorus goes..

There`s a rat in me kitchen what am I gonna do?
There`s a rat in me kitchen what am I gonna go?
I`m gonna fix that rat thats what I`m gonna do,
I`m gonna fix that rat.

He relates a guy talking shit to a rat being in his kitchen and how he's gonna "fix" him. Clever way to write relatively threatening lyrics to an upbeat song.

You know, there seems to be a rat in the kitchen.. and I don't like rats in my kitchen, SO I'M GOING TO FIX THAT RAT!

by *Brendan Hottie* August 23, 2010