The best basketball player in the known world. Dude put up 81 points v.s. Toronto Raptors on Jan. 22, 2006. He averaged more than 35 points per game in the 2005-2006 season.
Zach:Who do you think is the best player in the league?
Jordan: Are you kidding me? Kobe Bryant , no doubt!
Jordan: Are you kidding me? Kobe Bryant , no doubt!
by J-MAT December 7, 2006
Get the Kobe Bryant mug.An offensive strategy employed by the LA Lakers in which they give the ball to Kobe Bryant, then stand around and watch him take on the other team's entire defense by himself.
The success of this strategy is entirely dependent on whether or not Kobe is knocking down his fadeaway jumpshots.
The success of this strategy is entirely dependent on whether or not Kobe is knocking down his fadeaway jumpshots.
-Did you hear the Lakers lost to Cleveland? How embarrassing!
-Well of course they did, they played Kobe ball and he ended up shooting 8 for 24.
-Well of course they did, they played Kobe ball and he ended up shooting 8 for 24.
by Milky Cannon March 14, 2011
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To die in a helicopter crash, or other unsafe vehicle with useless safety protocol. With or without knowing that is a serious possibility when taking flight in a metal can made airborne by giant samurai swords of death and really useless emergency protocols when a crash is imminent. ALWAYS check that your chopper has the proper "Oh Shit!" handles located in convenient, easy to access locations. Personally, I believe they do actually help. Not as much as prayer though of course.
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See also CockEye
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Fucking Hell, what you drank all the jack daniels for? you fucking knobeye!
That Sarah Mellor is a fucking knob eye, i really do wanna stab her.
Alex Reid is such a knob eye.
That Sarah Mellor is a fucking knob eye, i really do wanna stab her.
Alex Reid is such a knob eye.
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Get the kobeed mug.The best player in the NBA, and by the time he's done, the best in NBA history. 81 points in one game, 4 NBA titles, one withOUT shaq, the best finisher in the game, the most hard-working, hard-nosed player in the NBA. Better then LeBron, will be better then Michael.
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