Kelly Koons

Kelly Koons is a term for small pp

By:nickv

EX: why do you keep having sex with him, he's a kelly Koons?

by Nick123V321 December 13, 2021

Kellycopterism

The name of the devoted order who follows Kellycopter.
The order originated sometime around the years 2021 or 2022 and originated in Tyrone, Ireland.
The followers of Kellycopter sing a song of praise
"Kellycopter, Kellycopter. Wabababa the Kopter."

'Did you hear that your mum recently converted to Kellycopterism?'

by Quandale Dingle Here May 11, 2022

Sneaky Kelly

When the woman wipes any leaking fluids (Vaginal secretions or semen) off of her vagina after sex and rubs it on her partner. It could be done as retaliation for a previous act, or just to flat out be a douche bag.

Did you hear? she was pissed about the angry pirate from the other week, so she pulled a sneaky Kelly. Too bad hes planning on giving her one mean chicken cutlet because of it.

by --P. December 26, 2008

the kelly ditch

to have a drunk chick "whos on your nerves" go to the bathroom so you can bolt to your car and leave her in complete mystery......

to later use as a booty call

HER:did you kelly ditch me?....

YOU: no the president called and i had to help him sign the bill of rights so you could have your freedom to please me....

thus performin the kelly ditch

by caspertyme May 2, 2010

Helen Keller Dome

When a girl gives really bad dome because she is only focused on finishing and not appreciating the rod.

" dude my Nina is givin hellaa Helen Keller dome SHIT"

by DaBadBitch November 13, 2011

Helen Keller Kush

Marijuana so strong that it renders the smoker deaf and blind, ala Helen Keller.

My productivity suffered greatly after taking a few puffs of the Helen Keller Kush.

by bas_rutten September 18, 2012

TYLER KELLY

meaning of a small boy with anxiety and insecurities with his body

Stop being such a tyler kelly! Man up!

by Mike shaefer October 19, 2017