This dude has the largest cock out of all of his friends. The women love it when Karl Mosher whips out his cock.
by Cum-Sucker March 2, 2021
Get the Karl Moshermug. by Buckgnarly September 19, 2018
Get the Wet Karlmug. by dreamsiimp_ July 17, 2021
Get the .karl..fanmug. An uncommon Norwegian name usually used by unsexy, uncool, secretly gay people, typically with a penis length that’s less than the average North Korean. If your name is Karl-Iver, you should probably consider changing your name. The most famous Karl-Iver was the Swedish snail breeder Karl-Iver Gustavson, known for producing the best snails in whole of Scandinavia. The name Karl-Iver has not been used much since the late 1800 because of its lack of coolness, originality and the general incompetence associated with the name.
Karl-Ivers are usually men with blond hair, blue eyes and an average height of 169 cm (5 ft 6 17/32 inches). When asked a question the answer in passive way, like “hmmm”. They usually try to disguise their stupidity and ignorance by ridiculing your arguments (laughing at them, facepalming). Karl-Ivers are the most annoying kind of people ever and if someone tells you their name is Karl-Iver, punch him in the face and run. Karl-Ivers are not, have not been and will never be seen with female companion.
Origin
Karl was used in Scandinavia at the beginning of the 800 as a synonym of the word secret. Iver on the other hand was used as word describing man love.
Karl-Ivers are usually men with blond hair, blue eyes and an average height of 169 cm (5 ft 6 17/32 inches). When asked a question the answer in passive way, like “hmmm”. They usually try to disguise their stupidity and ignorance by ridiculing your arguments (laughing at them, facepalming). Karl-Ivers are the most annoying kind of people ever and if someone tells you their name is Karl-Iver, punch him in the face and run. Karl-Ivers are not, have not been and will never be seen with female companion.
Origin
Karl was used in Scandinavia at the beginning of the 800 as a synonym of the word secret. Iver on the other hand was used as word describing man love.
by O.Kleppvoll October 14, 2014
Get the karl-ivermug. the act of jizzing in a cup, microwaving it for 1 minute before throwing it in a chicks face... I don't know why people are misrepresenting the hot Karl but its rather upsetting.
by itshugeaskaround November 16, 2012
Get the HOT KARLmug. Related to a hot karl.
Essentially the same thing, but instead of using solid shit bricks, you launch a home-made beef stew into a sock.
Essentially the same thing, but instead of using solid shit bricks, you launch a home-made beef stew into a sock.
"Yo Alex, I heard you got food poisoning after you ate at taco bell. What did you do?"
"Oh, I got the runs. I used it and boiling karl'd my mom."
"Oh, I got the runs. I used it and boiling karl'd my mom."
by Karl Brutality September 25, 2008
Get the Boiling Karlmug. An asshole on the lakers.
Went to La to try and get a ring because he sucks and couldn't do it in the previous years.
Went to La to try and get a ring because he sucks and couldn't do it in the previous years.
by Muff Daddy May 27, 2004
Get the karl malonemug.