Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett Johansson is the most amazing person to ever live also my wife meganromanoff on twitter and natswifah on tiktok Scarlett is my wife

Oh look there is Scarlett Johansson meganromanoff (on twitter)s wife!

by Scarlettswife October 11, 2021

Dhillion Johal

Known to be tall, fat a very weird man who can demolish food EXQUISITELY.

Dhillion Johal was seen gobbling up a large pizza Sunday night.

by Muhammad Abu Ahmed November 25, 2021

sasha johansen

Sasha Johannsen is the strongest being in the universe, he can fly and stop time and he has very strong speed punching which hurts very bad

help me sasha johansen is hitting me and it totally hurts very bad

by Grøttihunter55 November 22, 2022

The Flying Johan

The Flying Johan is when a man sits on a really fat woman during a sexual act, and the woman waves and flaps with her boobs and fat, so it gives a sound of a flying by chopper.

"Lets make the Flying Johan!" / Have you heard the chopper which flew over the house last night? Oh it wasn't a chopper, I made The Flying Johan!.

by FunnyDummy May 15, 2019

Kick a johan you know day

On February 17th kick a guy or girl name Johan, then say sheeeesh.

Johan: hey bro
Guy:*kicks* sheesh
Kick a johan you know day

by Notamaster69 February 16, 2022

scarlett johansson

1. An actress who showed early promise, but just ended up being a typical floozy who pretends to know what she's talking about.

2.to give head to someone over forty in an elevator and get caught.

3. to have a mushroom nose that turns up, and a wide face with sagging eyes and pouty lips.

1. Too bad about Scarlett johansson, I thought she was tight.

2. Did you hear about Sarah? she pulled a total Scarlett Johansson with Mr. Gorski yesterday.

3. I don't like her face, its a total Scarlett Johansson.

by alisvolatpropiis August 11, 2006

scarlett johansson

overated "actress" who thinks she is the next marilyn monroe. A girl with a very average face who only looks good when heavily made up in artist makeup and hair bleached to death. The only beauty this girl really has is a nice large chest. An actress who is mildly pretty.

She is only attractive in the upper torso region. What a shame she's only a scarlett johansson.

by mori10 February 16, 2008