My crazy, sexy, wild, studly, outlaw...MY JESSE BITCHES! So many of you praise your jesses' with badass compliments, but they ALL PALE IN COMPARISON TO MINE. Mine is the baddest of the bad, the hardest of the hard, the horniest of the pervs, and freakiest of the freaks. Your Jesse's are just shadows of the one I have!! Swerve ninjas!
Ever the original, always imitated but never duplicated! My "Jesse" is my KING, and I worship like a dog at his feet...all 3 of them!!!
by 025150 January 30, 2017
Get the Jessemug. He makes the people around him laugh and cry at the same time. He enjoys eating lots of bananas that turn his skin yellow. Thinks he is a fictional character named Klaus and also assumes the identity of a female witch. Is an Apple scum and hates Horton hears a who. Part of a panda gang. Would approach with caution.
by Butter Beer Bender May 15, 2015
Get the Jessemug. 
A guy named Jesse will be your friend for all of eternity. He only likes one girl and one girl alone. Jesse's usually date girls with uncommon names. He is tall, slim, has dark blonde hair, blue eyes, and usually has glasses. He is very athletic, artistic, incredibly funny, an amazing friend, and a loyal companion. You can tell Jesse anything and he will keep it secret. Overall if you are lucky enough to have a Jesse in your life don't loose that bond cause once it's broken it is gone.
by Homeslice72 July 14, 2019
Get the Jessemug. by Jesse is a god November 18, 2018
Get the Jessemug. A beautiful girl, who always looks for the best in people, she is sensitive in a good way, and stone cold in the bad. If she ever gets your heart, she will never let it go and her main goal is to make every moment a memory with you. If you ever find a Jesse make sure she stays around because people like her are almost Extinct.
by TraPxGod May 22, 2018
Get the Jessemug.