by ohmschode January 12, 2009
Get the cave jerk mug.You had no privacy for several days and no chance to jerk off. Your balls are so sore that you cannot think straight. You jerk off the first chance you get just to relieve the tension.
I was on vacation and could not jerk off for more than a week. I was so sore that sleeping was impossible. I sneaked my way into the bathroom for an emergency jerk.
by Restoring for over five years February 16, 2015
Get the emergency jerk mug.One proficient at making all manner of meat jerky (beef, turkey, venison, etc.), typically named Lindsey.
by sketch1jm August 3, 2019
Get the jerk master mug.A pumpkin that is used as a sex toy. It has a large hole on the top (similar to a normal jack o'lantern), as well as a smaller hole carved into the side, just wide enough to put your dick through. Then someone can stick their hand through the top of the pumpkin and jerk you off.
Benny: I haven’t had sex in almost a week, this is so annoying!
Jeff: Huh? Aren’t you still dating Ellie?
Benny: She's on her period right now. Yesterday I made a jerk o'lantern and Ellie gave me a handjob in it. How sad is that?
Jeff: Huh? Aren’t you still dating Ellie?
Benny: She's on her period right now. Yesterday I made a jerk o'lantern and Ellie gave me a handjob in it. How sad is that?
by AP Everything October 22, 2019
Get the Jerk o'lantern mug.Verb: After one returns from being outside in the cold, one then proceeds to run their hands under scalding hot water, and then begins to masturbate
by Zacharees73 February 10, 2015
Get the Hot jerk mug.signature move of naweed. punching som1 in a downward jerking motion making sure the knuckles hit first causing extreme pain and usually a dead arm, called the jerk punch because of the jerking off motion of the downward punch
by weedsterandzach November 12, 2010
Get the jerk punch mug.A person who deliberately drives through a puddle of snowy slush on the road with the intent on splashing a bystander.
by SassafrasLass June 20, 2016
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