North Jersey

a land of contrast, where the factories and poor towns are about 15 miles south of Manhattan,where the middle class towns are about 5-20 miles west of Manhattan, and where The Rich Towns entire Bergen, Passaic, Western Essex,a dn north Union County. Also where there are at least 1 mall close to your house that has stores like Louis Vuitton, Chanel, Cartier, and Burberry. If you could choose anywhere to liv in the world, choose North Jersey, Beacuse its got a beautiul landscape, is really rich, and has easy access to the largest city in the USA!

Q: Where are you from??
A: North Jersey
Q: Wow, you must be rich, Right??
A: SUPER rich, you mean

by North Jersey Boi September 4, 2005

jersey j

To cross through three lanes to get to the farthest left lane(or fast lane), in this process cutting off people is a given and guarentee. Name compliments to New Jerseyans' infamous driving abilities.

Bud:"Shit I have to get into that lane"
Pete:"Jersey J it!"

by Deputy Frawg November 1, 2008

Jersey wristwatch

When a double sided dildo is vaginally and anally inserted in the same female. The person responsible for the act then inserts their wrist through the loop, presenting it in the same manor as a watch.

I cant believe that stripper let me wear her jersey wristwatch

by Hershal Walker September 29, 2010

Jersey-Bomb

A Jagerbomb with the Red Bull substituted by Heineken. A shot of Jagermeister is dropped into a glass of Heineken and chugged.

The guy from "My New Haircut" should have been doing Jersey-Bombs with Snooki all night

by That guy from Jersey October 18, 2011

Jersey Sparkler

A long slender effeminate joint rolled with multiple papers and minimal marijuana. If resembles a sparkler because it is so thin and burns so quickly and little lasting impact.

Los, stop rolling Jersey Sparklers.

by GF Bocce Champ July 23, 2012

Jerksprout

A person who is being a jerk in a very immature, childish manner.

He didn't like my opinion in the discussion so he went through dozens of my previous posts and made negative comments on them like a little jerksprout.

by RX0 January 24, 2013

Jersey Miker

A certain someone who is an employee at Jersey Mike's Subs whose entire social life revolves around working at Jersey Mikes. All conversations include something about Jersey Mikes and/or working there.

Example of two Jersey Mikers at school:
"Dude did you see me wrapping that sub the other day?!"
"Nah bro I was to busy sprinkling."

by Ste-eve November 6, 2013