Java

When a guy is obsessed with a girl, but she's not interested.

Jeffery pulled a java when he throw rocks at Ava's window

by LeilaLucas March 4, 2017

Java

Shitty programming language that gave birth to Minecraft.

"ah fuck, Java crashed again."

by negos deltos June 12, 2018

ltu_javan

LTU_Javan is really good and is Cracked. He be hittin those 200 pumps all day. You already know he bout to hit u with a triple dink.....

ITS A HACKER! CONTROLLER PLAYER. NVM ITS JUST LTU_JAVAN. OOOOHHHHH JAVAN.........

by mk.shahh April 22, 2020

java programmer

A type of programmer that is typically misunderstood due to the misunderstanding of what the Java language is, people often believe that Java SDK is Java. Due to the ease of using a software development kit, people who program see Java SDK users as half programmers. Java, however, does not encorporate the SDK and you start with bare bones, not even C can make that boast. Furthermore, a Java Programmer is more experianced with object orentation allowing them to excel in true software development.

He is a Java programmer, what a wus
That is JAVA not Suns Java SDK, why don't YOU try using C without "#include"ing the SDK files.

by Funkay October 8, 2006

Java jive

The ability to verbally (and pretentiously) spew out your entire Starbucks order using the appropriate slang without making a mistake or coming up for air.

Jorge: Man! that shorty sure knew how to throw down some java jive!"

Shorty: "I'll have a grande, nonfat, no whip, one pump sugar-free, no foam, extra hot, double vanilla latte; a reduced fat banana chocolate chip muffin....and that Johnny Cash cd"

by patty browning January 24, 2008

javanoiding it up

to be playing javanoid, in the process of playing javanoid

Dude I'm javanoiding it up ill call u later.

by Adam February 11, 2005

Javan

A basic hoe who is thirsty. Thinks he is cool but is not.

You a Javan!
Dont be a Javan!

by queenrichie16 March 2, 2017