Jaked

When you're taking a massive dump and your best friends' girlfriend walks in on you while changing her clothes.

I was dropping a duece and Roxy totally JAKED me!

by FoxxxyKuuu June 18, 2011

janned

To get severely owned by a jewish lady who has hit menopause and has occasional bipolar moments like Mrs. Telles.

Stephanie: "Wow I got janned today again! All because of Monissa!"

Monissa: "AHAHAHA YOU GOT JANNED MAN!"

by jannedman09 March 10, 2009

Reddit Jacked

The act of taking a post from the popular forum website, Reddit, and displaying it publicly under the pretense that it is your own discovery.

N.M.: After searching the interwebs extensively, I have discovered a story/ article/ video/ image/ song/ idea untouched by man! BEHOLD:
Link X.

A.W.: I saw this on reddit the other day. Hence, this "Link X" you claim as the fruits of your heroic journey into the hostile waters of cyberspace is REDDIT JACKED!

N.M.: Foiled again! CURSE YOU A.W. and your compulsive need to put credit where credit is due!

by Asad81 May 7, 2011

janged on

1. To get fucking owned.
2. One that gets came on.
3. Joey

-I just owned you with the shotty!
-So..
-You just got janged on nigga!

by Not Joey October 28, 2007

Jacked

Having a penta-kill stolen on League of ledgends

"ahh nearly got a penta but then i got "jakced"

Jacked = anoyying

by gcv1998 February 3, 2013

Janged

Currently in 2019 “Janged” is a relatively new term was first seen in the smoky THC soaked air of Dunedin, a capitol of weed in the South Island of New Zealand. “Janged” indicates the extent to which one is feeling the sedative effects of THC, a psychoactive substance that is found in the ‘Cannabis Sativa’ plant. An individual can become “Janged” once a suitable quantity of THC has been consumed to reach an individual’s “Janged” level of intoxication. This threshold is not predisposed, yet it is left to any individual’s discretion. One can determine if they are in fact currently “Janged” if they are feeling any of the following possible symptoms: euphoria, mild hallucinations, sensory hyper stimulus, increased enjoyment of music, ravaging hunger.

Yeah man, I just sank a fat blunt and now I’m Janged asf.

Hey look! Abigail ate my weed brownie and now she’s Janged.

by YKG J June 6, 2019

Janken

The definition of "janken" in the Agrosin language.

1. When a person, set-up, or item is considered janky but also epic.
2. When a person, set-up, or item is so incredibly janky that the fact that it exists is epic.
3. An informal way of simply saying "epic".

Gamer, the movie "The Amazing Bulk" is janken!

by AJankenGamer May 9, 2020