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Jack Ian Thomas Drinkwater

A male who spends up to 5 hours a day sitting on the toilet, is a complete dick head that never listens to his beautiful girlfriend Lauren.
Don’t be a jack Ian Thomas Drinkwater
by iihearrtjustiin March 31, 2020
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jack in the donut

Masturbation that ends by ejaculating inside a vagina.
"Stacey said we couldn't have sex tonight, but we ran out of lube after 15 minutes so I jacked into her donut"

"I was taking care of my morning wood while my gf slept, but I got too turned on and ended up jacking into her donut"

"I usually jizz on her face but yesterday I gave her a jack in the donut"
by Myfamilyjules June 30, 2019
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Jack "Money Longer" Dudley

A kid with lots of money and a longer peen
I love Jack "Money Longer" Dudley because of his big money and bigger peen.
by tsmoneylonger July 18, 2022
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Jack is a dog

This is often a truthful statement whether talking about a canine or sapiens specimen. Jack makes a great name for man's best friend, and likewise most men named jack develop deep and irreparable trauma regarding their name being for a dog.

Male Sapien Jacks typically can be found surfing on various furry subreddits, buying leashes and collars for their owners to use on them, and in their crate when their owners decide its time for bed
Female: Hey, so is Jack a furry?

Guy: No, not really. Jack is a dog.
by The Gronchler August 26, 2025
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Dick Jack

n., adj.,(Richard John formally) Incessant masturbator, 'net porn addict, dates ONLY girlie magazines or left/right hand, can get erect at the fleeting glimpse of a woman's cleavage in a TV soap ad or speeding by the other way on a six-lane highway.
Is one REALLY necessary? It's probably YOU reading this. Just look in the mirror. Dick Jack.
by Professional Scold June 29, 2008
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