Ivan moment

A thing so fucking stupid all you have to say to it is Ivan moment.

Did you hear Ivan crashed his ambulance? That's an Ivan moment.

by Mystic Scout April 28, 2022

ivanna

Very Very rice

Ivanna like rice

by loooooollll May 10, 2022

ivan

The basic russian. the biggest piece of dog meat to ever exist. Large consumer of vodka and heavily abused at home. Struggles in public due to lack of social skills and overall is an easy target to bully. You do not want to be around an Ivan because they tend to get an impulse need of dick in the ass. Is in heavy debt and can't seem to go a day without crying. Dont be an Ivan. Fruity.

Look, that guy is an ivan, run away

by urnotfunnygoat October 4, 2022

Ivannabe

Essentially a weeaboo but instead of having an extreme obsession with japan, you have an extreme obsession with Russia.

"What an ivannabe."

"Look at this guy, he is definitely an ivannabe."

by BIGGER BORIS October 29, 2022

Ivan the Terrible

A nickname for someone called Ivan if they're terrible. Used mostly in gossiping, but can be used in other circumstances too. Referring to Ivan IV Vasilyevich.

Ivan is such an Ivan the Terrible!
Ivan the Terrible is so much like my cousin!
Ivan is such an Ivan the Terrible, he cheated on my friend!

by Waea March 2, 2023

Ivan 4kfl

Ivan v/ Ivan 4kfl is A boy from Florida, he is affiliated with Rockway K and 4kfl, he is currently surviving 132 years on 7 counts of aggravated robbery and 17 counts of murder, he is currently locked up with kay flock and John pork.. free tha bros

“Free my boy Ivan 4kfl” - Lionel Messi

by Linky Linky April 3, 2023

Ivan

Ivan has a penis bigger than the United States' debt (and it goes deeper than it too). Ivan is almost always guaranteed to be horny 26/9 and he will let you know it. More traits of Ivan include: horny, emo, horny, gay, a bit on the nose, horny, musically talented, horny, self-sufficient even when he's failing to be self-sufficient, horny, eyes like the sad subject of a Renaissance painting, horny, and horny. You need to know Ivan like you know the inside of your cheeks.

Person: What are you doing?
Ivan: Just came hard from mastubating with my REDACTED inch penis
Person: Oh no, Ivan, the United States can't handle anymore of your sauce in its vaults! Where will what's left of the money go?

by do i even exist June 10, 2023