Busch Sprite-itis

When one gets completely inebriated on Busch Latte and feels like shit

"Cody failed to make it into work today, because he has the Busch Sprite-itis."

by The Ole Dude February 10, 2023

chloegames-itis

when you get sucked into the roblox video hole

friend: i didnt sleep last night.
me: chloegames-itis?
friend: yeah...

by mariocoffeeshit August 17, 2018

Akron-itis

The impending doom of complacency that one feels upon entering Akron, Ohio. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: immediately feeling like you are morbidly obese and have mobility issues, eating almost nothing but all-American food (e.g., pizza, hot dogs, and hamburgers), thinking that Highland Square is the best or worst neighborhood ever, taking your minor league baseball team way too seriously, reveling the Goodyear/Firestone "glory days," and acting like one of the many sad and unfortunate people who use the public transportation system.

After spending just a few days in Akron, you too will develop the the telltale symptoms of Akron-itis.

by EatMySheet September 20, 2023

Ity bity

Ity bity, a fun way to say small

Person 1: Aww that kitten is so ity bity 🥰

Person 2: I know right 😍🥰

by Skylordhavemercy June 4, 2021

Pussy-itis

Pussy-itis, other wise known as P.I, is only found in middle aged Men that coach baseball, and is slightly bald.

He has a condition called pussy-itis.

by Doctor A. March 12, 2025

Nastynigga-itis

Nastynigga-itis is something you catch for being a nasty ass nigga etc.

tyrone caught Nastynigga-itis from beating his 13 times without washing his hand

by psuegoofyahhniguh August 9, 2023

kinnie-itis

Severe and unhealthy obsession with anime and waifus. Check with your doctor to make sure YOU dont have kinnie-itis. Its contagious!1!1!1!!!!!!!1!!1!

"Yuki got sent home today!"
"WHAT? how come?"
"She's diagnosed with kinnie-itis, stay away from her!"

by TheRealEnsychopledia October 7, 2020