jazza-itis

the cure for charlee-itis.

im very sorry Charlee Tingate, you have charlee-itis and the only way to cure you is to infect you with jazza-itis.

by KICKyaSISTERinTHEthroat November 12, 2018

Shuffle Itis

A condition of a raver when they can't get out of the same dance move.

Man that dude's got the shuffle Itis. It's contagious. I don't wanna catch that shit. I'm a shuffle-free dancer.

by Julio-Maximus July 29, 2019

Busch Sprite-itis

When one gets completely inebriated on Busch Latte and feels like shit

"Cody failed to make it into work today, because he has the Busch Sprite-itis."

by The Ole Dude February 10, 2023

too-much-itis

when you have a lot of something that you usually don't have a lot of, and you overuse it due to a change in your perception of its scarcity. it isn't too-much-itis if overconsumption has no consequences for you.

"I've got a bad case of too-much-itis, I just got my stimulus and I've already bought like six things."

by dooooom March 28, 2021

2D itis

The addiction of 2d characters

You got 2D itis you keep sompong for 2d characters

by anonymous March 21, 2021

t.v.-itis

When you watch so much television that you become glued to both it and the couch, eventually losing touch with reality, and believing that you are the television, so that you must look in the mirror in order to watch television.

After believing their neighbors were on extended vacation, the Wilsons, upon noticing strange noises coming from their neighbors' house, called 911. Police discovered the whole family had succumbed to a very serious attack of T.V.-itis. Every family member was glued to a chair with hand-held mirrors, portraying their favorite television shows.

by JamMom May 8, 2018

Itis

derogatory term used by many people that don't know its origin comes from the term "niggeritis" .. feeling tired and lazy after a meal

Man, I just ate so much and now im sleepy and have the itis.

by Quzo August 4, 2022