girl: FREE ISRAEL!
boy: from the map? sure!!
girl: wtf do u mean?
boy: israel is shit, its also a pick me i mean, js LOOK AT ITS NAME! it says is real they try so hard js to be real even though they arent. they also kill ppl living in gaza for land, ALL THE WAY FROM 1940s.
girl: oh, my parents say the opposite.... ill look it up..
1 min later...
girl: oh, ur right...
boy: told ya, lets do what we gotta do.
girl: yess
both: FREE PALESTINE!
boy: from the map? sure!!
girl: wtf do u mean?
boy: israel is shit, its also a pick me i mean, js LOOK AT ITS NAME! it says is real they try so hard js to be real even though they arent. they also kill ppl living in gaza for land, ALL THE WAY FROM 1940s.
girl: oh, my parents say the opposite.... ill look it up..
1 min later...
girl: oh, ur right...
boy: told ya, lets do what we gotta do.
girl: yess
both: FREE PALESTINE!
by p0oki3b3@r January 18, 2024
Get the israel mug.Genocide; A powerful state genociding a group of weak people who are under their control all while still claiming victimhood.
On October of 2023 in history of the struggle for freedom, Palestinians have been israeled by the state of Israel.
by yaassyyr November 11, 2023
Get the Israeled mug.When a country is the only democratic country in the Middle East that allows Christian’s, Muslims, and Jews to pray and live peacefully. Often even using their own resources to treat and help terrorists that indiscriminately attack and kidnap civilians. They send leaflets before attacking terrorists to protect their own people. It is the only nation standing in the war of another genocide that Hamas and other racist groups want.
Some history…
Israel was the Jewish homeland at least 1000 years before Islam was even created.
The word Palestine was first used by Hadrian and renamed it after he killed many Jews that lived in the area.
Historically philistines that lived in Palestine were Greeks not Arabs.
Before 1948 Jews lived in Israel and attacks on Jews existed before Israel. One example is Hebron massacres which happened in Israel.
1948 Israel accepted a two state solution, the Arabs didn’t and wanted to commit a crime against humanity in the form of a genocide. Every war since has been initiated and lost by the Arabs.
Some history…
Israel was the Jewish homeland at least 1000 years before Islam was even created.
The word Palestine was first used by Hadrian and renamed it after he killed many Jews that lived in the area.
Historically philistines that lived in Palestine were Greeks not Arabs.
Before 1948 Jews lived in Israel and attacks on Jews existed before Israel. One example is Hebron massacres which happened in Israel.
1948 Israel accepted a two state solution, the Arabs didn’t and wanted to commit a crime against humanity in the form of a genocide. Every war since has been initiated and lost by the Arabs.
They saved those peoples lives that are horrible people, they had compassion and they Israeled. To go above and beyond
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Get the Israeled mug.The best example of decolonialism in the world when a people in diaspora for thousands of years return home, fix the land, and protect it from POS terrorists while simultaneously having the most ethical military and defending against antisemitism around the globe.
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Get the Israel mug.When you start a fight with someone and they beat the shit out of you, you got Israeled. Similar to fucking around and finding out.
I shoved this little guy out of my way at a concert, and he ended up beating the fuck out of me — I got Israeled.
by FAFO Officer January 24, 2024
Get the Israeled mug.The entire free world was being threatened by savage terrorists when they were Israeled and no longer had to fight, since Israel defeated the terrorists themselves, at great cost to themselves.
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