Give The Printer Some Ink

a call for sex where the male will ejaculate in the orifice of the body as illustrated by the significant other.

"C'mon babe! Give The Printer Some Ink!"

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

inked skin

To have your skin that is tattooed once and there is no need to go back over it.

You must have that inked skin I don't have to go back over it.

by Shsgffgi August 1, 2017

dip pen ink

squid sex pose, involves putting squid dick into the ink sac via the anus.

performance on humans has shown mixed results

"Jenna, stop doing the dip pen ink thing, you don't have a fucking ink sac you moron!"

by shoetaster June 25, 2022

Inked

A word used in replacement of a male/female squirting or cumming

Omg I inked all over him and he loved it

by SirCuntdaddy February 24, 2024

Ink-Onks

An obsessive compulsive or looping mind-state that gets progressively worse the longer it persists.

The phrase, when repeated quickly, starts to sound like 'King Kong', which is crucial to it's meaning - that a tiny amount of nonsense can become a hugely destructive simply by a person constantly paying attention to it.

" You got the ink-onks about your missus again? Have a pint."
"See that geezer talking to a tree stump? ink-onks mate."
"Bad acid - I got the ink-onks man"

by GenericJohn June 20, 2018

ink-bomb

An ink-bomb is when one dips his testicles in ink and then proceeds to t-bag their victim, causing their prey's tongue to become black and blue.

My roomates woke up with black and blue tongues because I ink-bombed them while they were sleeping.

by Gorfpurt December 25, 2008

Squid ink

When you have explosive diarrhea and the water turns completely black.

I ran to the bathroom and loaded the bowl with squid ink after I ate the enchiladas.

by TheJames333 February 11, 2019