Friend

A person that views your status updates about Ghana and actually sends through money to make your dreams come true.

My friend send me an Ewallet and a cash send at the same time.

by Leholo July 8, 2019

Friend

A friend, someone with multi benefits but isn’t that someone you love?

He had so many friends with benefits…

by Mystifying June 27, 2022

Friend

Something you don't have, but you wish you did.
A person who can be a real dick somtiemes, but will always (mostly) help you. Someone you can relay on, and relate to.

Some can be so good friends they turn into BFF(s).
Friends can also refer to pets.

Teacher: You have eight apples, and you divide them evenly between you, and your friend.
You: A friend?

by Lillono November 17, 2017

Friend

You don't have them

Guy 1: You are such a good friend guy 2
guy 2: Who the fuck are you?

by Confused in General December 31, 2019

FRIENDS

a popular tv show in the 90's and early 2000's and also what i don't have

Jeremy:"yo, how many friends you got?"
me:"Fuck you Jeremy!!"

by Pussy sniper 705 May 6, 2021

Friends

Two people who say they’re friends when they’re really not.

“They’re friends! You all know what friends means..” Dinah says before winking into a smirk, as Lauren shoots her a warning glare and Camila looks down at the floor shyly with a face as red as a tomato. “Friends are fun!” says Ally before giving an innocently oblivious laugh.

by Koala from Havana January 30, 2019

Friend

Someone who can call you a cunt, punch you in the face, and steal your alcohol, and get away with it for other reason than that you know them.

If you weren't my friend, I'd fuck your mom

by Lozalad February 7, 2015