Night Garden

The passive irrigation and fertilization that occurs to a mans hairy ass crack while he sleeps.

"I had to wipe right when I woke up due overactive night garden activity".

by Curtmandingo January 10, 2010

Plant a garden

To smoke some weed; get high, with everyone around you thinkin your talkin bout actual gardening. Use terms like garden tools (pipes/paraphenielia) Seeds/plants (weed) Gardeners (stoners) Green house (hotbox) And farmers (dealers)

Him: Hey lets plant a garden!
Him2: man are you a fuckin faerie?
Him:Nahh! i mean PLANT A GARDEN smoke some bud!
Him2: Oh werd! lets have a sesh!
Him:ive got the seeds, garden tools and the hoes! ;)

by Tease;) December 22, 2010

The garden hose

When a female puts their thumb over the hole of the vagina, thus creating a pressurised stream to increase standing accuracy.

man Jenny gave me the garden hose, she garden hosed the shit out of me last night!

by Finlonger September 25, 2014

Gardeners Cat

Someone who is very observant of small details or frequently watches others in the shadows.

"I swear you've worn that jumper 3 days in a row now"
"Oh you're such a Gardeners Cat"

by TheHoneyBox January 10, 2020

Satanical Garden

Like a Botanical Garden, but filled with Cacti, Poisonous, Thorny and Deadly plants. Usually they are located around a ritual pentagram in the center, where Devil-Worshippers sacrifice people and animals. They then water the plants with the blood of victims, and grind up there bones and compost their flesh to make new gardens.

Timmy got the field trip location wrong, and went to the Satanical Garden instead if the botanical garden. He was sacrificed.

by SovietRyan November 14, 2014

Nathan gardener

A peculiar lad to be honest, often finds humour in perverted or repulsive images to show to friends or foes.

Nathan gardener showed me a picture of poop where it shouldn’t be.

by Mr-Billinge89 April 14, 2023

Gardeners Cat

Someone who is always watching or is very observant of a particular person or thing.

"Yo that Jason guy quickly managed to find Nathan at the festival. Turns out he never let his eyes stray from him. Hes such a gardeners cat."

by courtney2323 January 10, 2020