imma

Equivalent to "I'm gonna". Used as a shorter form to shortcut the unnecessary keystrokes made when typing out "I'm gonna".

wiCkEd eEv: grrr
B4ST4RD Z3RO: hehe
wiCkEd eEv: im glad i look young tho
B4ST4RD Z3RO: lol
wiCkEd eEv: ppl still think imma teenager...yay!
B4ST4RD Z3RO: hehe
B4ST4RD Z3RO: thats always good for women

by wiCkEd eEv December 1, 2002

Immaturity Game

To wipe your dusty shoes on someone

i played the immaturity game and immatured him.

by Maker of the immaturity game April 13, 2010

If ya hold da head steady, imma milk da cow!

From the song 'Yeah!' by usher, 'lil jon, and ludacris. In this part ludacris is talking about getting a hand job.

The 'head' being the head of his dick, and 'milk' being the cum out of his 'cow' (his dick.) He wants the girl to give him a handjob and make him cum.

Ludacris' part in 'Yeah!' :

My outfit's ridiculous, in the club lookin' so conspicuous.
And Rowl! These women all on the prowl, ***If ya hold da head steady, imma milk da cow!****
Forget about the game, I'm a spit the truth, I won't stop till I get 'em in they birthday suits.
So gimmie the rhythm and it'll be off with their clothes, then bend over to the front and touch your toes.
I left the Jag and I took the Rolls, if they aint cutting then I put em on foot patrol.
How you like me now, when my pinky's valued over three hundred thousand,
Lets drank you the one to please, Ludacris fill cups like double D's.
Me and Ursh once more and we leave 'em dead, we want a lady in the street but a freak in the bed to say ..

by chacmool January 22, 2010

imma

Wow, just wow. The way illiterate dumbasses, people in a hurry, or children (which really fall in to both categories) say one or a few of the following...
*I am
*I am a(n)
*I will

The way, usualy in text form, people write one of the above.

Max: What are you sposed to be?
Tina: Imma race car driver. Cuz I loves me some NASCAR.

Max: What are you going to do until your mother gets home?
Tina: Imma wait.

Max: What do you think you are doing with all of that money?
Tina: imma gonna spend it

by Quocalimar December 4, 2011

Immaculate

Elise and Indy

Keylin: “Bro, did you see Elise and Indy?”

Nathan: “Omg, ya! There are literally the immaculate!”

by emogirl666 May 24, 2020

Immaculate Curve

Your Immaculate Curve is flawed. It has to be 1/2 your age + 7. Otherwise, a 24 year old could still legally date a 17 year old. Very Not legal.

Immaculate Curve
(1/2 x 25) + 5 = 17, not legal
Immaculate Curve - Redefined
(1/2 x 25) + 7 = 19, legal

by Mike52 September 23, 2005

immaculate deception

When newly-weds give birth to their first born in less than nine months.

Bob and Tanya just had a kid, but they've only been married eight months.
It sounds like a case of immaculate deception to me.

by BillyQ November 3, 2010