Vittu ikenet

Fuck .....something

Just on its own......vittu ikenet

by anonymous April 15, 2022

Gypsy Ikea

When you buy shoddy furniture/housewares that seem can can only have been stolen from Ikea by a gypsy looking for some extra bucks!

Robert " shit man, this bed frame seems to be missing screws & parts! Wtf!!!"

Angela " I told you to stay away from that sketchy Gypsy Ikea stuff. It's just trash not even fit for a raccoon!"

by Mad_signtist September 15, 2023

Gypsy Ikea

Gypsy Ikea

When you buy shoddy furniture/housewares that can only have been stolen from Ikea by a gypsy looking for some extra bucks!

Robert " shit man, this bed frame seems to be missing screws & parts! Wtf!!!"

Angela " I told you to stay away from that sketchy Gypsy Ikea stuff. It's just trash not even fit for a raccoon!!!"

by Mad_signtist September 16, 2023

James from Ikea

Absolute prick

James from Ikea is an absolute prick

by Kejtdnsken July 21, 2019

I’m going to ikea

When you can’t beat Andrew Tate in a push-up competition

Andrew: come on
Kyle: I can’t; I’m going to ikea

by Churty1 August 2, 2022

I'm just gonna' take a hot dog at IKEA

It means that you're on your way to take a jerk. Instead of openly saying that you want to jerk off, this is a way for parents to hopefully not understand, which reduces the chance of them catching you jerking off.

"Guys, will be back soon, I'm just gonna' take a hot dog at IKEA"

by Bokskogen July 28, 2022

Kayla, Beau and Ilena day

The one day a year on (July 10th) where the only people that matter are Ilena, beau and Kayla

Dammm we can’t do anything today bruh! It’s all Kayla, Beau and Ilena day.

by Jesussandles1! January 18, 2023