Neo-Hipster

The new "Hipster" generation born between 1987 and 1991 that is more self absorbed than the hipster generation of 1982-1986. More narcissist than the common present "Hipster" generation. The cause of this being the omnipresence of online profiles (Facebook, MySpace) and present "Hipsters".

Neo-Hipster Guy 1: "Hey man, let's listen to some 90's rock electronica music and talk about how all the music today sucks."

Neo-Hipster Guy 2: "Okay, but there are some bands today that are legit, like, Kings of Leon, The Shins and Portugal. the Man. Every new band besides those bands suck. Right?"

Neo-Hipster Guy 1: "Fuck yeah you're right! I'm asexual!"

Neo-Hipster Guy 2: "What was that?"

Neo-Hipster Guy 1: "Nothing. Let's listen to some Air!"

Neo-Hipster Guy 2: "Okay, that sounds pretty chill."

by Anonisamust April 4, 2009

Hipster Garbage

Something that someone subjects themselves to (such as music or literature) with the sole purpose being to look smarter or fit in.

Hipster: "I'm gonna go listen to some Neutral Milk Hotel. You wanna come?"

Not Hipster: "Nah, man. That's some serious Hipster Garbage."

by nothere413 May 12, 2009

Hipster

Anyone doing anything in the name of a social status.

Hey Johhny, look at that hipster over there! It's fucking summer and he's got a scarf on!

by Windir VCN December 24, 2010

hipster

A person with cultivated eccentricities which are treated very seriously yet at the same time as an inside joke. These traits or markings are odd enough to look out of place, yet tame enough to be shrugged off as a matter of taste. They may include choice of facial hair, clothes, food and drink preference, fashion accessories, vehicles, and listening music. Hipsters are particularly fond of listening to sub-mediocre bands whose songs have sweet and melancholic lyrics, in order to affirm their out-of-the-mainstream eccentricity.

She likes wearing shirts with cute animals that brutally murder one another, and whenever someone mentions bacon she raves about it. What a hipster.

by xx-is-xx September 20, 2010

environmental indie hipster

The perfect balance of everything a college student should encompass. An environmental indie hipster recycles, doesn't eat meat, dances wildly to non-mainstream bands, hangs out in coffee shops while refusing to drink anything but fair-trade or rain forest certified coffee, eats local/organic food, buys all their clothes from thrift stores, and at night tends to dance to funky music while by day takes university classes on how to save the world.

Environmental indie hipster: Starbucks sucks because it is corporate bullshit.
Non environmental indie hipster: But I love the double, mocha frappachinos!
EIH: u suck.

by margotandthenuclearsoandsos November 25, 2007

Hipster Humper

a girl who is attracted only to hipsters

She likes the guy with the camera and glasses even though he has 20/20 vision. She's such a Hipster Humper.

by t_elliot March 18, 2011

hipstertaku

A combination of both a hipster and an otaku. Someone who not only enjoys anime a bit too much, but prides themselves on only watching obscure anime with the original Japanese audio and subtitles. Hipstertakus criticize those who are into more "mainstream" dubbed anime such as Dragon Ball Z, Bleach, Naruto, and Death Note.

Regular anime fan: "I wonder why there was never a Saiyan named after the potato. Potatoes are vegetables."
Hipstertaku: "If you were a TRUE anime fan, you would know that there was in fact a Saiyan named Totepo in the original Japanese version. But what true anime fan watches DBZ anyway? It's too mainstream. Tsukihime and Bokurano ftw!"

by Kitsuhime November 16, 2011