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horn bag 

A 'HORN BAG' is not as it suggests; a bag full of horns. It is actually Australian slang for 'A top looking bird' or a 'Good sort'..

A Very Sexy Lady
"Mate, you shudda seen her, she was absolute tops, a REAL HORN BAG'...
horn bag by Woka-Woka May 19, 2005

air horn 

A pipey, gassy thing that goes BRRRRTTT BRRRRTTT and pisses everyone off.
Hold on, i need to test my new air horn
BBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
air horn by Mr. Willy January 5, 2009

Horn of Gondor

While engaging in sexual intercourse at the climaxing moment the man displays his masculinity and prowess by alerting all of his fellow housemates (possibly roommates) that he has finally scored. He does this by mimicking at full volume the 'horn of gondor' from lord of the rings. This works especially well in a uni dorm with thin walls.
'At the climaxing moment... oh yeah, oh yeah, oh ye... AAAAAAAARRRROOOOOOOOOOOAAAAHHHH... AAAAAAAARRRR...SLAP'

'Did you hear me Horn of Gondor the entire womens rugby team last night?'
Horn of Gondor by Marmion May 21, 2006

Horn corn 

Horn corn is used in foreshadowing the use of dirty, slang-riddled sentences to follow.

First known use is in American Dad, season 13 episode 4.
So what’s your problem kid? You honking a lot of horn corn around here or just sliding some whistles?
Horn corn by Slackwhacker February 6, 2019

Bruce Hornsby 

American singer, musician, and songwriter from Williamsburg Virginia. Quite possibly the greatest piano player in the history of time, Hornsby and his band 'the Range' had several top 5 hits in the late 80's including "Mandolin Rain", "the Valley Road", and Hornsby's signature song, "the Way It Is". Hornsby made over 100 on stage appearances with the Greatful Dead. He has also played piano on several songs by different artists, including Don Henley's "End of the Innocence".
Man, I would let David Beckham kick me square in the nuts to play the piano like Bruce Hornsby.

Horn Blowing 

The sexual act of a man inserting his penis into the anus. While thrusting himself into a male or female anus the other partner farts. This act is considered blowing your partners horn.
Horn Blowing is when my boyfriend and I are having anal, I squeezed his stomach and he blows my horn.
Horn Blowing by SHILO WEWOO February 14, 2018