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The Tate Hold

A sex position in which you, a real cobra G, fuck a cute femboy in the ass while cupping their nuts to the side as a real man should.
I was kinda thinking fucking Alex was gay until i tried the The Tate Hold, now I feel like a new man.
by Albert G. Faust March 19, 2023
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Hold Van

Southwestern slang for a police van, a hold van is usually white with green and blue fluorescent patches.
Caesar: L et’s go g, there’s a hold van pulling up.

Aaron: Snm, my bro.
by lilmates May 15, 2023
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The Ohio Hold On

The act of holding onto the front of a toilet bowl, with ONE hand, while shitting your brains out. This tactic is used to prevent any air time that may result from a massive bowel movement. NOT TO BE CONFUSED with the two handed tactic, The Kansas Grasp.
Dude #1: "Dude! I shot myself of the F**KING toilet after releasing a massive Exodus."

Dude #2: "Bro, Next time try The Ohio Hold On"
by Dirty Flirty Dave March 8, 2019
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Hell Hold

Usually a common typo for the often used term, Hell Hole. This term of course which means; a place of horrific and agonizing terror.

The nearly identical term, Hell Hold, also retains a nearly identical definition. However, unlike the more commonly used term, Hell Hole, the term Hell Hold is more accurately and fully pronounced in its use of virtually the same meaning.

The component term, “Hold” implies an inescapable death grip of permanence in the place where one endures horrific and agonizing terror through ever-lasting torment.

This more versatile and formally pronounced form of the same phrase is sure to never be noticed as a deviation from it’s secular counterpart, Hell Hole. Also, the point will come across as a more impactful statement knowing that it can be said louder and more confidently as it is a more accurate and meaningful statement.
Example 1

Person A: Are you ready to go back to work yet?

Person B: Hell no, I ain’t ready to go back to that Hell Hold!!!!!!

Example 2

Person A: So how was Jury Duty today? I saw that it lasted like 12 hours....

Person B: Yeah, it was a split jury, so they kept me at that Hell Hold all day until they finally unlocked the doors for us at 6pm.
by Larry Berkshire July 1, 2018
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Holding Herman

To stand by doing nothing while something exciting is happening. Used frequently on Wall Street to denote someone missing out on a winning trade. Literally means holding one’s penis.
Everyone was getting rich on GameStop while you were standing there holding Herman.
by Stonktopus August 17, 2022
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hold that heat

When smoking marijuana cigarettes and your partner passes the blunt your way.
We in da trap, bag talkin’, when my broski lit up a blunt and said “hold that heat.”
by Lil Durkski November 10, 2022
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holding holes

like holding hands except each of you sticks a finger up each others asshole while walking down the street
aw look, they're holding holes. how cute, lets try it baby
by burbman1969 January 27, 2021
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