holding holes

like holding hands except each of you sticks a finger up each others asshole while walking down the street

aw look, they're holding holes. how cute, lets try it baby

by burbman1969 January 27, 2021

hold up...

1. When something isn't right, something is off, or something is fishy.
2. Another version of a sentence is "Wait a minute."
3. "Holding up," it can also mean to support. (verb)

*People use this too if the sentence they're replying to is dirty.

- def 1
Commenter 1: I like playing with my sticks*
Replier 1: hold up... something ain't right
Replier 2: hold on a minute. <-- def 2
- def 3
John: The old building had held up well over the years.

by dogwisdom May 31, 2023

Holding the beans

Another way of saying that you or someone is holding in diarrhea because there are no bathrooms available or nearby for you to use

Ex1. Hurry up in there! I’ve been holding the beans for too long!

Ex2. Poor Ben. He’s been holding the beans for a while now.

by Someone odd July 6, 2019

Hold Van

Southwestern slang for a police van, a hold van is usually white with green and blue fluorescent patches.

Caesar: L et’s go g, there’s a hold van pulling up.

Aaron: Snm, my bro.

by lilmates May 15, 2023

lunch hold

When you put someone on hold then go to lunch.

This freakin' idiot was so pissed. So I just put her on lunch hold and went to Del Taco - take that bish!

by weasel TT January 26, 2018

Magic Hold

Used in call centers as the all problem solver that works sometimes but only sometimes and that is where the magic is.

Person 1 - "So I placed the customer on hold and when I came back the customer had solved the issue! "
Person 2 - "That's the magic hold!"

by skibiribap November 15, 2020

Death Hold

The act of putting the caller on hold until the caller's minutes expire.

that bitch put me on death hold!

by xantao December 16, 2010