Canadian Horseshoe

The act of filling a woman's vagina with maple syrup and then having sex with her.

Holy shit she let you give her a canadian horseshoe?!

by Gizzlam December 12, 2009

Wild Horses could not...

This negative idiom refers to the medieval torture of using horses to stretch a prisoner and thereby force a confession.

Wild horses could not... stop me from leaving California.

Wild horses could not... get Hank to take off Brock's old jacket.

by LikeAHawk March 16, 2011

feet herpes

A disease one likely receives from wearing rental bowling shoes without any socks. Causes irritation and itchiness, kinda like athletes foot. Highly contagious! foot, herpes, feet, foot herpes

My son wore flip flops to the bowling alley and came home with feet herpes because he forgot to bring socks.

by homee disease December 1, 2011

Electronic Herpes

A computer virus, which no matter how many times you try deleting it with antivirus programs, keeps coming back.

Dude 1: Hey man, why weren't you at Meg's party last night?
Dude 2: Ahh man. I was stuck inside all night, man.
Dude 1: Why's that man?
Dude 2: Fucking Electronic Herpes man.
Dude 1: Ahh man... Shit.

by Iceman1993 March 2, 2015

anal herpes

Fucking someone so hard that your jizz gives someone herpes in their ass

Docter:what seems to be the problem

Bob:my ass hurts
Docter:Lets see
Docter: you have anal herpes
Bob: Bitch wut
Bob: DAMN IT SAMANTHA

by Papa indian December 7, 2017

Heres some shit

1. Evidence that someone is about to go on a tangent that may or may not have a point

After he said,"Heres some shit.: everything got all confusing and I just quit paying attention

by clichedguy February 5, 2006

Horsesicklesapperowtmaiass

In basketball terms, an extended version of the game Horse.

In literal terms, a sick Russian horse ejaculating maple syrup out of its anus.

Hey Andrew, let's go play Horsesicklesapperowtmaiass.

That poor Horsesicklesapperowtmaiass doesn't have a chance.

by Alex Marra June 18, 2008