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Pub hero

A regular of a specific pub, who often has stories to tell of his previous pub-centric exploits. These experiences will generally have had a positive outcome, although often obstacles will have been navigated through first.
William is my new pub hero. He told me last week about his run in with United's firm in 1974. He came out with two black eyes and a lot of pride. What a man!
by Strettonlike November 8, 2011
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Hometown Heroes Night

The eve before Thanksgiving where all the losers you went to high school with converge on the same bar. This often results in one of the following scenarios:

1. You see the losers who have never left your hometown, they are all belligerently drunk, annoying, and think they are cool.
2. You meet up with the chick who was hot in high school and is still kind of hot so you try to bag her. You later find out she is the town prostitute/cum dumpster.
3. You run into an acquaintance who you haven't talked to in years and have the awkward "Hey! How are You? What have you been up to?" conversation.
4. You have a drink with your old football/ baseball coach who is now an alcoholic.
5. You try to bang your ex-gf or that chick who polished your knob once in 9th grade.
6. Bear spectacle to every guy simultaneously hitting on the young co-eds who came back from college just for the holiday.
Hey, lets go to the bar for Hometown Heroes night. I really want to smush Jane Doe, she gave me the best brains in 9th grade.
by Game Over Chump October 7, 2013
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cod hero

Some one who opens the doors and revives teammates on zombies
BIll- fuck open the door dumbass
COD hero

John- no you bitch

Carson- guys I got it
by Dafuck33 June 15, 2016
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high school hero

A creepy , sexually frustrated, middle-aged loser who cant stop talking about stuff he did in high school. Typically these are people who's lives peaked between the ages of 16 and 18 and have failed miserably in the real world: As a result they work menial dead end jobs and are consumed by seething bitterness over the fact that their high school social status got them no where in the real world. They also suffer from jealousy & anger issues caused by years of seeing the kids they used to pick on have more success than them in life. The most pathetic High School Heros are washed up former jocks who lurk around online pro sports message boards/comment threads. These losers can be spotted by a.) their tendency to use douchey screen names that incorporate their old HS nicknames/numbers b.) their willingness to jam irrelevant references to their high school glory days into pro sports message boards and c.) their feeling that nothing they about pro sports can be questioned because they made varsity 25 years ago. Frustration caused by years of post-high school failure often boils over and leads to them being needlessly belligerent and confrontational - from the safety of their computers (also see keyboard warrior ) - with fans of teams they dont like or anyone who criticizes players they worship/dream of being able to suck off.
Football_Fan_1 - I cant believe Roger Goodell reduced Greg Hardy's suspension.

DaRealDeal17 - STOP IT!! He'z a GLADIATOR just like I was in high school!! I made varsity junior year because I kicked ASS and took names on da field just like he does YOU COULDNT DO FOR A DAY WHAT HE DOES EVERY DAY OR WHAT I DID EVERY DAY ON VARSITY IN HIGH SCHOOL!!!!! YOURE A BITCH!! STOP IT! PLEAZE STOP IT!

Football_Fan_1 - Ok high school hero what do you know about playing in the NFL? your profile says you're a 40 year old stock boy. And Hardy's going to be washed up & broke in ten years. Maybe you guys will be stocking shelves together. Grow up loser.

**** DaRealDeal17 has left the conversation *****
by DRD75 May 28, 2016
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Random Hero

A.K.A Ryan Dunn. A man in his late 20's willing to jump in vats of shit and or fish for the amusement of other. Is also willing to insert small toys into certain parts of his body for fun.
The Random Hero can also be likened to a garden gnome (albeit a cute one)
see jackass, jackass the movie, CKY, Viva la Bam or Haggard.
by jules January 3, 2005
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whores and heroes

The idealogy that when a girl is promiscuous, she is called a whore. When a guy is promiscuous, he is revered as a hero. But it is deeper than that. Just because someone does something, does that make them who they are?

NO.

Just because you look a certain way, or act a certain way, should you be subjected to name calling and labelling? We didn't think so. To overcome this, one must decide what he or she stands for. Are you a whore to yourself, others, and the world? Or do you want to save the day, put others first, and become a hero? The choice is yours. In a world where people are growing farther apart, it is important to challenge them with new ways to think. The idea of Whores and Heroes is seen everyday, but no one acknowledges it, and no one challenges it. It is up to those who feel they know who they are (even if they don't), to define themselves and think about what Whores and Heroes means in their lives.
Man: You're all just whores and heroes!!

Girl: Where do you get off saying that?
by MattyMo July 1, 2006
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Boku No Hero Academia

What annoying people call the anime "My Hero Academia" when trying to be cool and fit in.
Person A: I really am enjoying Boku No Hero Academia

Person B: Say that one more time and I WILL assault you.
by NoeyRL July 24, 2018
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