cum-handing

To physically/emotionally assault a person via introductory handshake. Often involves erotic application of index finger and/or palm sweat.

"Ew, your roommate's creepy friend keeps cum-handing the freshman girls. Why did he bring him?"

by cumhandee March 19, 2004

Truth Hoarding

When someone (usually speaking for or about a religion) claims that their beliefs are the one and only truth. While they may not directly impress their beliefs on others, they speak of their beliefs as if it is not possible that the literally thousands of other belief structures out there could be a correct one.

"The only truth in this world is that Christ is the one true savior"

"Hey man, no one knows which religion is right or wrong in the end, not even you, so quit truth hoarding"

by JGII July 8, 2009

John Harrington

When you face backwards on the toilet when you use it. The actual proper way to use the toilet.

I went to the bathroom while I was eating breakfast, I performed a John Harrington in order to eat at the same time as my BM

by Sir_Benjamin_Tatum December 11, 2013

Mr Harrington

Pro gamer boi
Hates math, but loves meth

Oi, your grinding that level
nice one, “mr Harrington “

by Deadbeat gamer November 18, 2019

Harping

(v) When a man or woman, usually a "player", goes after, or trys to have sexual intercourse with a large women or man only for pleasure.

(Orriginated from the word harpoon)
Harpoon- a spear for catching large fish or whales, to bring them in.

"Major haul!" Jamal yelled as he walked into the club. He was going Harping tonight.

by Emofish December 21, 2009

haddington

Somewhere everyone likes going to until the winter comes around.
Half the people go just to get steaming at the falls

Are you coming to the falls tonight? Nah too cold might just sit in macdonalsds for 5 hours.
Haddington

by notsurewhattowrite June 13, 2018

ass-handing

The act (or art) of rubbing one's hand in one's asscrack for approx. 5 minutes, then using that same hand to shake hands with someone.

As a result, the person's hand will smell like ass for at least a week, and his/her friends and family will wonder if they know how to properly wipe themselves.

First seen in the movie Mallrats.

"Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?"

by Allah February 2, 2005