haphnar

When the end of the penis becomes hard.

"Why don't you just come down here and sit on my haphnar."

by Unknown March 23, 2003

haunchtard

A person who posts three or more times on a forum thread in a row without meaning to do so/get the post count up. This is usually done when the poster wants to add on to what he/she said without editing his last post.

Ever heard of the edit button, haunchtard?

by Norgath December 6, 2006

Haunted Dutchman

Using your dead wife's hand to give yourself a Dutch Rudder

"I came home and found my wife dead on the floor, so I went for the Haunted Dutchman to get one last nut before I called the cops."

by rachaelk28 July 30, 2015

hapnen

another word for hello or can be used to summon the anti christ whem said on a green moon

delinquent 1: "hapnen james, do you know where i could get some crack"?

delinquent 2: "yeah mark, i've got some right here"

by Palace Of Bags December 7, 2017

Haunted

When someone has ghosted you but still likes your Instagram photos and tweets.

This term was coined by internet personality, and celebrity, Mamrie Hart on her new show with Grace Helbig called "This Might Get..."

"I told him that I loved him and he said, k! He totally ghosted me!"
"Ugh, what a tool!"
"And get this, not only did he ghost me, he's full-on haunting me, Melissa! I stopped talking to him and now he's still liking my Instagram photos! Can you believe that?!"
"Girl, he totally haunted you! Block him. He's not worth it!"

by patricko1999 May 29, 2018

Haunted

Coined by Mamrie Hart on her YouTube Channel, "This Might Get," being haunted is when somebody has ghosted you but occasionally likes your posts on various social media platforms.

I haven't seen him in months but he haunted me again yesterday

by Jwagginator May 30, 2018

Haungry

The highest level of motivation and desire to be more than your circumstances .

Adj. one day he realized he hit rock bottom and so he changed everything about himself, he became haungry.

by Hood grown July 11, 2020