donkey hammer

Used to refer to the penis and scrotum as a single unit. Its name derives from the fact that a profile view of a cock and balls crudely resembles a hammer, with the scrotum as its head and the penis as its handle.

Guy #1: Hey I was going through John's mail and I found this issue of "Cock'n'Balls Monthly" with his name and address on it.

Guy#2: (flipping through magazine) By the looks of it, they really cater to the package shot connoisseurs.

Guy #1: Well we all know what a big fan he is of the donkey hammer.

Guy #2: True, true.

by corsendonk September 18, 2009

Chelsea hammered

To get extraordinarily wasted followed by a weekend of severe regret...commonly results in overall incoherency, brief skankyness before a quick emotional breakdown.

Man, that girl is Chelsea hammered.

by Chelsea hammered June 29, 2015

Smurf hammer

A penis that is tiny.

"Hugo and I had the most passionate sex last night, it's just such a shame he's got a smurf hammer...."

by Jon E Smoko December 17, 2003

black hammer

The black hammer is a large appendage commonly found in between the legs of African African males

"That nigga got a black hammer, that's why we call him the black hammer "

by Kaiser Helmut August 25, 2014

hammerfor

Hammerfor is a joke expression used when you are about to hit somebody on the head with a hammer.

Mark: Dude, I saw a hammerfor this weekend.
William: What's a hammerfor?
Mark: This! (Hits William on the head with a hammer.)

by MxSx 805 oi oi October 14, 2005

jan hammering

To play the 1980s synthesizer piece "Crockett's Theme" by Jan Hammer provocatively to pedestrians from a moving vehicle.

Hey Barry, we should totally go out jan hammering.

by E W Cooke April 10, 2010

Viking Bronze Hammer

When a bag (of any sort) is shat in. The bag will then become a "Viking Bronze Hammer" when it is used as a blunt weapon over the head of any foe, until it ruptures, covering said foe in feces.

Bitch stole my monies, so I gave her a Viking Bronze Hammer and kicked her down the stairs, compound fracturing her femur in eight places.

by St. Bootsy Collins January 9, 2007