Rudi Haylock

He is a small young man with a very out of proportioned penis compared to his body at approximately 16.9 inches. He hit puberty at the age of 4 and is now 15 and is still growing a moustache.

That guy is tiny with a big dick, and still trying to grow a moustache, he must be a Rudi Haylock.

by RDU November 30, 2018

Happy Hammock

When your happy trail wraps all the way under your junk it comes up your butt crack

That guy ain't got no happy trail, he got a happy hammock

by 441BR March 8, 2019

Lily Hadlock

If you have a Lily as a friend, you are so lucky! Lily’s are beautiful, funny, and sweet. She’s always there to make you laugh and be your best friend!

Person #1 She’s so funny!
Person #2 Yeah I bet she’s a Lily Hadlock

by Arnold06 June 7, 2019

banana hammock

g string for men holding their, well, holding their hairy cock

i love your banana hammock

by regerts kinda like rug rats June 26, 2019

kane haylock

A term used when somebody is so tall

He is such a kane haylock

by 69696969. October 9, 2019

Hobo Hammocks

Any human found to own a hobo hammock is the best kind of human because they helped feed the homeless when they bought it. This hammock can be replaced at any time for any reason. Eg. Grandma was in the hammock and pooped her pants. You can get a new one for free from the company.

Bro, I left my knife in my back pocket again and cut open my hobo hammock. But no worries, I emailed Hobo Hammocks, and they sent me a new one for free!

by HoboHam April 15, 2020

cat hammock

Basically it's scissoring with two males who have a biforked penis

CRYSTAL SHOWED US A PICTURE OF TWO FORKED PENISES THAT WERE INTERLACED CAT HAMMOCK STYL

by Cat-pamock August 1, 2020