Well this happened

Often said when some weird shit happens

Freind: Sends porn
Me: Well this happened

by Verlexin August 3, 2018

It's happening!

What you say when you or a friend gets a boner i.e. a hard on i.e. an erect penis i.e. an erection.

1: It's happening!!!!!
2: Woah! Congrats, bro! Let's get lit!

by Sexy Tortilla January 5, 2020

I can't see how that happened

Something to say when you see a particularly unfortunate looking woman with children. It's considered a subtle way of pointing out a troll in the vicinity.

Opposite of I can see how that happened.

First example:
Guy #1: Oh my God, that woman hurts my eyes. How'd she get so many kids?
Guy #2: I can't see how that happened.

Second example:
Guy #1: Blah blah blah blah blah.
Guy #2: (nods in a direction) I can't see how that happened.
Guy #1: Thanks, I didn't look directly.

by Roll Here Eggo July 10, 2009

And then what happened?

A phrase used after someone has told the punch line of a joke you’ve heard before.

“So then a passenger calls out to her ‘Don’t forget the coffee’”
“And then what happened?”

by PierreV December 1, 2010

halpern

someone who is laid back and well known for people being able to confront with their problems

I need to talk to someone about my problems...where is a halpern when you need it?

by CHILIZZZNUM1 June 11, 2006

Halen

Halen is a very caring,smart,intellegent person who can sometimes be mean but is just showing tough love she is beyond most one of the greatest friends you could ever have

“Do you know her?”
“Yea I think that’s Halen she’s so open minded”

by JizzyJazzy May 14, 2018

Life Happens

Said when a major life change occurs to lessen the blow.

You have a 12 car pile up. Life Happens
You find out your pregnant. Life Happens
You catch you son having sex. Life Happens

by Beeatrice April 6, 2010