The Forest Gump Theory

How long can your one run a day be during the UK lockdown before you get arrest.

Hey I’m bored, let’s test the Forest Gump theory.

by EXB FOR THE WIN March 24, 2020

Gump-limp

When you have too many boxes of chocolates and you walk with a limp because you have diabetes

"Do you have any insulin? I need to pump."
"I can tell, you got that Gump-limp."

by Cosby Sweater July 18, 2013

Gumping It

A little inside joke from NJROTC area ONE THREE BLT 2025 at Smyrna TN. So basically it started out as us in the baracks trying to make a new slur and we started with "gumper." Then it evolved to "gumping," which meant gooning. Then gumping evolved into "gumping it," Which meant sexually spraying each other with water bottles. Go Alpha!

We got our cadre to start gumping it on us after we beat bravo and Charlie at Anchor's Aweigh

by Ferb skibidi toilet June 28, 2025

Gumping

Going on a long run, just because you feel like it. Like Forrest Gump.

“Yea, sorry. I’ll be too busy gumping to hang out on sunday”

by curdsss May 15, 2024

Forrest Gump Runner

A person who is some times typically "homeless" or skips/runs to another city or town and camps for awhile then moves on.

(Aka like "Forrest Gump"....when he ran across the country except a lot slower and homeless.)

Hmmmm...I think I seen that homeless "Forrest Gump Runner" back in Athens not 50 miles from here a week ago.

by Joan-Nation June 24, 2021

Gumping

The act of accidentally acting stupid or like an autistic 5 year old, and not noticing it while someone else notices.

"When that kid said 'that wasn't very ohio rizz uncanny poppy playtime momento', he was really gumping it."

by Adamchan900 June 9, 2023

Gumped

When you get stoned as balls and before you know it, a loud mouthed inbred has penetrated your butt

Sean woke up covered in pancake mix, ky jelly, and fart juice. He got gumped by Brian hard as fuck last night

by Gossip Gary October 10, 2021