willy guillotine

A toilet seat, that when put up soon falls back down again.

Fucking hell mate, you didn’t warn me about your willy guillotine! Your toilet seat nearly chopped my knob off!

by hey gringo October 17, 2025

Loki guillory

Cute awesome best boyfriend ever for raiden loki is raidenphobic but is soul mates with him and hes so cute and perfect and loki is the best

Loki guillory is meant for rairai (raiden)

by Rairai:3 November 27, 2025

Three way guillotine

A three way but everyone is choking each other

I passed out while performing a three way guillotine last night. It was great.

by Brotisserie Chicken December 18, 2017

The Vegas Guillotine

When a prostiute is sucking your penis and someone sneaks up and hits her (or his) head and underside of her jaw together to close her mouth quickly biting the head of your dick off.

The night before jimmys wedding at his bachelor party his best mates gave him the Vegas Guillotine

by Daniel Orangetree March 13, 2018

The Slimy Guillotine

When a girl with her 4 front teeth are chipped diagonally, resembling the angle of a guillotine, is giving you head with ounces of lube being used and slices down cutting the tip of your penis.

"Bro, some cracked bitch gave me The Slimy Guillotine. Shit hurt."

by people_like April 28, 2022

Planet Fitness Guillotine

Dropping a heavy set of weights on your throat while working out without a spotter

Friend 1: I got hit with a Planet Fitness Guillotine last week and my throat STILL hurts!

Friend 2: Should have brought a spotter or lifted lighter weights, that's on you.

by Epic Kazoo Solo August 20, 2024