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Guido

Leader of a epic pride of lions. Better known as Bartysquad. Always eager to help. But whilst being smashed he rather stands in the way while you do important clean business. Either way, always worth a toast.
I think we are lost. We could really use a Guido right now!
by SergeantScotch January 14, 2018
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West Side Guido

Someone of southern decent who decides to leave the great steat of Texas and move to California. Similar to a "guido" from Jersey. West Side Guidos think they'll become somebody by the move and usually end up "playing for the other team".
Look at Gayburn over there... he's acting just like a West Side Guido! I bet he'll be eating a mustard and man-ass sammich for lunch today. Oh well, I guess it's his business if he likes to get jackhammered by fruitcakes in Cali!
by d-rob all the time December 29, 2009
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Guido

Best mother fucker youll ever meet guido has ur back thru n thru. Guido is an honest big heart person and if ur lucky enough to have in ur life u cant live with out because guido is such a good guy. Fun always up good time best partner in crime. A best friend until the end couldnt imagine life with guido being apart of mine.
by Beealishes December 31, 2022
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Guido Gangbang

The practice in which a group of spray tanned men with a lot of hair product partake in a large groupsex activity.
Hey pauly you down to hit the gym, hit the hair products then hit each other in a guido gangbang?!
by TheSituationn January 19, 2019
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Guido

A man who is will definitely steal you girl, and man in any shape way or form. He is an expert with guns, killing his opponents with it. Guidos always stink and they are definitely submissive and breedable.
As you can see here, there’s a Guido in his natural habitat
by starplatinumsthiccjuicyass August 2, 2021
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maritza guido

it’s me tf I’m awesome and cool 😘
oh there is maritza guido !!

me - yeah bitches it’s me the life of the party !!
by lifeofthepartylols April 8, 2022
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pink eye guido

After performing the shocker on a woman with your hand still in position you smooth out your eyebrows and give a sly wink.
Hey bro what happened how’d you get pink eye.

Ohh damn son I gave Sarah the pink eye guido!
by Uhohpinks November 25, 2023
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