Guirk

A female who does think that defies any logic. Can also be complete stupidity.

"That girl is such a GUIRK"

"Stop acting like a GUIRK"

by Edge August 22, 2003

guiklobba

when you fart on somebody spray him with deodorant and call him a guiklobba and he says "that's three now"

todd is a guiklobba

by todd September 4, 2003

guckate

Guckate, a lethal mix of goose, duck and hecate(The Goddess of witchcraft)

"That's no Guckate! That's my wife!"

by Gucket Watcher November 10, 2006

GuCkMii

Plural of the GuCkMuS - those that must be fed

The GuCkMii must be fed. Or they will lay their vengance upon thee, and even the spreadsheet of righteous justice may not save you.

by Lord Chiswell Manfred Ogilvy September 13, 2007

Gicken Pocks

Genatil warts. Herpes. Infection of the penis and balls.

I had a bad case of Gicken Pocks

by Calvin Swemmer October 25, 2008

Guirkin

1. Someone who has a really small penis that couldn't even pleasure a mouse.

2. A plumbing company. "If it ain't working, call Guirkin!"

3. Someone who can't handle a drink and is often the first to pass out, this can end in them having pranks pulled on them.

1. Wow Michael's a right Guirkin!

2. Look's like your sink is blocked, you should call Guirkin.

3. Hah, he's such a Guirkin, let's abuse him while he's unconcious.

by nool evidle July 25, 2010

Gickey

when a girl with a gapped teeth gives you a hickey

WTH! you gave me a gickey!

by blank2-348905723904875 December 14, 2010