Madeline Gonzalez

the most gorgeous, care free girl you will meet. she is super sweet and flat out hilarious. she has beautiful eyes and is absoloutly amazing! you will never find a better girl than her! girls want to be her. guys want to be with her.

"That girl is so funny and gorgeous. Her name must be Madeline Gonzalez!"

by Bay&Madeline<3 August 20, 2011

Jesús Gonzalez

Its the less offensive version of Jesus Christ

It's the Crap to Shit

The Dang to Damn

Monica:"Jesús Gonzalez those shoes are beautiful!!"

Lindsey:"Yeah I know, originally $1250 but they were 75% off at Dillards so, they were only like $312.50"

Monica : "OMG you practically stole those shoes!!"

by jhanna14 December 10, 2011

Speedy Gonzales

When you finger your girl's pussy as fast as you can while shouting Spanish words that mean "excitement" or "go."

She said she was getting bored of the same acts all the time so I suggested that we tried the Speedy Gonzales

by Ultimeatum October 16, 2020

Gonzalo

To Gonzalo. To interrupt or intrude anything. Generally in between opposite genders. To be the center of everything.

Dude why are you gonzaloing us, can't you just stop. He is such a Gonzalo.

by TheActofNothing August 23, 2014

Hector Gonzalez

A mean ferocious man who is built to fuck the living shit out of wet pussy. He will destroy anything that gets in it's way even if it's one of his friends. Though he is a muscular man he has a soft heart in which he attracts all the females and falls into a mystical love boat where he gives them the orgasm of a life time. He stands in Northern California and hibernates in the Winter to avoid his penis from shriveling up in the cold, though in the Summer his penis falls down from his pants and testicles bulging out of his shorts.

Hector Gonzalez attacks the vagina with his mean cock until it bleeds.

by Fordguyy August 3, 2011

gonzo

adj. fucking awesome, Sweet, excellent. Background Unknown.
Perhaps Italian, simpleton (perhaps short for Borgonzone Burgundian), or Spanish ganso, dullard, goose (of Germanic origin)

dazza that ute you just bought is fucking gonzo mate!

by eggo August 6, 2004

grongle

A person that is the mix between a gronk and the website www.google.com. This person is full of useless information and doesnt know anything about relevent events.

Sam: "How do you make cheese?"
Grongle: "Swiss cheese has holes in it"

Bob: "... and then i went to sleep."
Grongle: "The Diameter of jupiter is 1.3 times ten to the power of six."

by Potato Chip February 10, 2004