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Gristler

An angry "get that bitch back" sexual technique used upon a woman who enjoys a bit of ass-to-mouth (ATM) action.

Just as you are about to pull out of her can, slide your pecker out sideways to collect a good bit of chocolate from her factory. Then, cram your pecker so far into her mouth she is forced to gag. This elicits a sharp inhale and most times a toothy, clamped down retreat from her gullet. By doing this, she collects the scrum inside her mouth and has in the process cleaned your shank of her foul, nasty shit.

The dumb bitch will need a good mouthwash and won't soon ATM again, but she will learn her lesson.
Bill: Man, Janelle is such a bitch.
Luke: What did she do bro?
Bill: She wouldn't swallow for me again last night.
Luke: Damn dude, what are you going to do about that?
Bill: Already done dude. I hit her up with a "Gristler" this morning and she won't soon forget that I'm the boss.
by Jomama, A.K.A. Joey Crack September 5, 2009
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gristle stick

Underweight workoutaholics, female.
The gym was filled with gristle sticks today.
by Little boo April 9, 2010
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Grissues

Grissues : 'girl issues'.

Any female problem/s usually arising as a result of PMS, sickness, bitchiness or drunkeness.

It should be noted that grissues can often be used as a false excuse when somebody is trying to get themselves out of a situation.
John: Dude where did you n Joanne disappear to at the party last night?
Mike: Grissues!
John: Say no more...
by supanover_ek_sez July 1, 2010
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griscowsky

A fam that is generally loving, but has small fights within eachother.
A last name that is polish and german , something to be proud about!
Isn't very big, but has a way of getting around.

A family with many mixed religions,

but somehow always seems to get along

Is always willing to set time for family gatherings.
Loves being together.
Griscowsky
Everyone should know a Griscowsky.
by paigemarie. December 24, 2010
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grisle grabber

when man makes love to woman, the womans grisle grabs the mans trouser snake
pussy pulling in cock, hence grisle grabber
by martin 007 March 8, 2011
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Grisbitters

People who enjoy the art of grisbitting. Not much can be said about grisbitting, but that is probably for the best. To grisbitt on any other day but a Saturday would be shameful, and grisbitting is not to be done before 2am.
Those grisbitters are creepy!

Did you hear she's a grisbitter?
by Bobcatgrisbitter November 18, 2011
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Griswalding

Based on the rivalry between Clark Griswald, and his neighbor to have the most impressive, Christmas light display (as seen in the movie "Christmas Vacation",) "Griswalding" happens when your neighbor meets, or beats your light display, only to trigger a more obscene attempt on your part to outdo your challenger. The winnner is decided by ... who has the higher electric bill in January
Dude... we got our lights up early. Now look... that douchebag across the street is Griswalding us!. Back the store for more lights! How many strands CAN YOU hook in one sequence without blowing the breaker???
by Flash Kolo December 11, 2013
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